ho fucking cares. Enough of the J.Lo propaganda.

The J.Lo bikini pic that went viral this weekend because everyone is obsessed with J.LO…..that’s some ILLUMINATI shit…some mind control shit….it’s all part of some master plan to keep J.Lo earning despite having already accomplished enough….like retire bitch, make some room for the new generation, act as a mentor, hook some inner city youth up…but instead she’s trying to prove she’s still hot, that she’s still got it, that she’s some miracle at 50 cuz she knows how to filter a photo…or have her team photoshop a photo….it’s all fucking lies…don’t buy into it…

I can assure you that she’s got face fillers, the best doctors giving her Stem Cells and aborted babies to make bone broth out of, I can assure you that she’s got all the BIO HACKING going on so that she can live forever….the hormone therapy and controlled diet…all the time in the world to do fitness…cuz she’s fucking rich….so it should be hard to relate…and those of you out there buying into the hype….should turn your backs on this lie…she’s acheieved enough now it’s just straight up fucking greed but feel free to jerk off to her attention seeking bikini pics before you do…because whether this is real or not, photoshopped or not, confusing cuz she’s 50 or not…it’s still a bitch in a bikini doing mirror selfies…

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Another 50 year old who eats aborted baby stem cells, has all the best hair and make-up people, is jacked up on face injections, who spends her days at the gym with trainers, eats only what the dietician allows her to eat and what the chef makes for her. She’s J.Lo, she’s rich as fuck, you may still want to fuck her for Nostalgic reasons, but this narcissistic cunt who won’t go away despite all her money, you know why tap out and focus on raising your kids you exploited at the Super Bowl, when you can keep on performing and keep on earning, as the fans praise you for being “hot at 50″…

Hot at 50 is not a fucking category in porn that I fuck with, or that I think anyone should fuck with, even if she’s hotter than most 30 year olds, it’s not cuz she’s got better genetics…it’s cuz of fucking science and money….so she’s just flaunting her shit…basically POOR SHAMING or NON CELEBRITY shaming, which you people should PROTEST but instead you choose to focus on her being a powerhouse ethnic girl…the voice of a ethnicity cuz you’re all a bunch of groupie fucks…selective in your activism…fuckers….

The real question is how wet do you think her old cunt gets, can is soak panties and if so is it her natural discharge or some STD shit that comes with being famous. Small trade off to be J.Lo. you know.

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Jennifer Lopez is 50 years old but the abs she’s flashing in her crop top and tight leggings on the way to the gym don’t look a day over 50 trying to look 30…..

All these people are bullshit and they preach bullshit about inclusivity and body positivity but they don’t mean it. They are so fucking vain and all they really care about is themselves so trying to be as hot as possible for as long as possible….is key.

This bitch INVESTS huge money into herself, and not even to be healthy, but rather to look as good as she can so she can make more money to add to the pile of money she’s got because why the fuck not. She’s J.LO.

The truth is that even if she got fat, she’d still get work and sell out concerts because she’s J.Lo. That’s how celebrities work, so if anything this trying to be hot at 50 is for some weird other reason, maybe a few of losing her man to young pussy that is more interesting pussy.

I can’t really say that I’ve ever found a 50 year old hot, there may be one or two out there, but from my life experience hot and 50 are mutually exclusive. They are on parallel planes that never cross..

But J.Lo’s trying to break down barriers or something as she tries as hard as she can, investing her resources into it, so that she she can milk the whole “Hot at 50” movement, inspiring 45 year old women to try to stop eating cake so that they too can be J.Lo, even though they don’t bother, and seem more interested in living vicariously through her, the other option is too much work.

50 is granny aged, especially for a Puerto Rican, hell it’s almost Great Granny age for a Puerto Rican, they all have kids at 16, so theoretically great granny age is 48 and this is what Great Granny’s look like when they’ve had a life in the entertainment industry scamming you all.

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Jennifer Lopez has got some optical illusion pants on.

They remind me of the 90s MAGIC EYE posters that were all over your high school….that you’d look at crosseyed and see some bullshit 3D thing…

I assume her tactic with her optical illusion pants is for you to look at her crosseyed and see what you perceive is a hot chick and not some rich entitled over achiever who can’t hang up her fat ass and try to live her best retired life behind the scenes…producing, chilling, finding hobbies that don’t alienate us as perverts, forcing us to look at 50 year olds sexually when we want NONE of that.

I get that there’s a market of perverts and middle age women who love J.LO and her fitness that is a mix of plastic surgery injections, constant working out, and a crazy diet…

There is also a market of J.Lo superfans….then the whole Puerto Rican people that she has exploited pretending to be culturally Puerto Rican, despite not knowing a word of Spanish.

But for the general people just go away and focus on raising your damn kids. That’s the most important job a woman needs to put her energy in. Especially J.Lo, she’s stupid rich, continuing the vapid celebrity life instead of giving back to the world as a full time job…is typical and as disgusting as her mom pussy being hugged by her optical illusion pants…

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I’ve said all I really need to say about Jennifer Lopez over the last few weeks of her promoting the movie she’s in by being in various states of undress in slutty outfits.

We get it, she thinks she’s hot, she invests heavy into looking as hot as she can, and being a 55 year old sex icon is apparently important to her.

THE facts are that she’s done a lot, made a lot of money, hasn’t done much in terms of the grand scheme of the world, except maybe to get her Puerto Rican fans some hope that they too can make it in America, despite J.Lo not knowing how to speak spanish, that far removed from the whole experience, but quit to exploit it for personal gain…something she’s clearly addicted to.

It’s like, take a break, raise your kids, why be this A personality on some kind of hustle….just because you can? Do more for the world, you’ve done enough for yourself, it’s at the point of gross when a 55 year old is walking around with her pants jacked up her cunt for attention, or because her cunt is an old lady menopausal mom cunt…and it has a mind of its own…

Maybe she does this to prove that she hasn’t pissed through her Poise. A 50+ woman who doesn’t piss herself, bold enough to wear white leggings, cuz no fear of a period…is NOT erotica…..it’s fucking twisted and weird.

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Jennifer Lopez with the titty tape, or the weird sticker bras that these whores on instagram, like the most gutter of whores on instagram were pushing for a minute….you know so that they don’t get those pesky bra straps in the way of their slut outfits, while they don’t show off their tits even though we are in the free the nipple era, maybe due to being insecure about the birthing process that may have destroyed her tits, assuming she’s a breast feeding mom, when I assume she’s more a pass the kids onto the help so that she can focus on her career and piling up all that money, so she can live a disgusting life in excess while looking down on peasants and poor people, as she sells them her garbage music…and movies…and storyline…

It’s easy to hate celebrities, especially J.Lo, who worked to be this person idiots fawn over and think is important, without realizing that she’s no different than you, except for some ego, willingness to manipulate men into becoming J.Lo…and rolling with it.

It’s also easy to hate on all the people who talk about J.Lo and her BOTOX look as some achievement in aging…when she’s got all the money and time and staff to focus and invest into her looks which in and of itself is as fucking vile and disgusting as you’d expect her to be….

People are so self involved….buying shit they don’t need cuz they can…and to not show us her tits, but instead to focus on her Kardashian looking face…is a real fuck you to all of us…

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