Jennifer Lopez has got some optical illusion pants on.

They remind me of the 90s MAGIC EYE posters that were all over your high school….that you’d look at crosseyed and see some bullshit 3D thing…

I assume her tactic with her optical illusion pants is for you to look at her crosseyed and see what you perceive is a hot chick and not some rich entitled over achiever who can’t hang up her fat ass and try to live her best retired life behind the scenes…producing, chilling, finding hobbies that don’t alienate us as perverts, forcing us to look at 50 year olds sexually when we want NONE of that.

I get that there’s a market of perverts and middle age women who love J.LO and her fitness that is a mix of plastic surgery injections, constant working out, and a crazy diet…

There is also a market of J.Lo superfans….then the whole Puerto Rican people that she has exploited pretending to be culturally Puerto Rican, despite not knowing a word of Spanish.

But for the general people just go away and focus on raising your damn kids. That’s the most important job a woman needs to put her energy in. Especially J.Lo, she’s stupid rich, continuing the vapid celebrity life instead of giving back to the world as a full time job…is typical and as disgusting as her mom pussy being hugged by her optical illusion pants…

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