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2010

22

Apr

Jennifer Lopez Reminds Us She Sucks in a Tight Dress of the Day

I never found J.Lo hot. I knew it was a marketing campaign that idiots bought into. Her ass was hardly impressive and the rest of her reminded me of a dude, but for some reason, she made stupid fucking money, and that reason is that you’re all a bunch of idiots who believe everything you see on TV and figure that if the media tells you she’s got a great ass and she dates people like Ben Affleck and P.Diddy, than she must. What a fucking joke, but not as much of a fucking joke as what her husband looks like, seriously get this guy a horror movie or a sandwich, cuz eating disorders may be porn to me, but not when weird weasel looking dudes are up on the shit, you gotta save that shit for teenage girls who would otherwise be fat….

Either way, J.Lo has a movie coming out where she plays a hooker who gets knocked up before she finds the man of her life, some crap single women who want babies will relate to, making J.Lo more stupid money, and here she is in a tight dress working her way out of the wood work and the whole thing was very unfortunate… won’t let her trick me like she’s tricked all of you idiots….

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2010

25

Feb

Jennifer Lopez and Her Boxy Mom Body Perform of the Day

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I love that Jennifer Lopez has decided to revive her ridiculous career. I never understood why she was so well-received in the late 90s in the first place, but everyone thought she was god’s gift to the entertainment industry, thanks to all the marketing she had behind her and the fact that you are all a bunch of fucking drones who buy into the bullshit, but I do understand that watching her try to make a comeback is fucking hysterical as her booty you once jerked off to has turned boxy and flat like the useless mom she was always meant to be….

I love watching old ladies trying to hold onto their youth and the good times they once had…it’s half the tits I get flashed at me at bars I go to cuz old bitches are so wild…..

What a fucking joke….I need the video of this….actually I don’t…It will just piss me off…I’ll just stick to the pics…

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2009

17

Jul

Jennifer Lopez Picture of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez is still alive and kicking, despite the countless number of times I’ve wished death upon her and here’s a picture of Jennifer Lopez pushing her tits out like a 14 year old girl at the summer camp dance trying to seduce her CIT, only less exciting. Maybe it’s be worth lookin’ at if she wasn’t such a fuckin’ cunt. The only thing good about Jennifer Lopez is that that Latina Hype shit that gave her a career a few years back has died the fuck down and no one gives a fuck about her or her fat ass anymore. The only bad thing about that is that she milked that shit like she wasn’t the lazy pig we all know she is, like the latinas I know milk the sales at cosmetic counter of my local dollar store…and here she is on set for a new movie and that is horrible news. Let’s hope something goes wrong.

And yes – I cropped out her ass because no one needs to be celebrating that shit…and by celebrating I mean masturbating to it…

Posted in:Cunt|Jennifer Lopez|Tits

2008

15

Sep

Jennifer Lopez Did a Triathlon of the Day

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The biggest assed joke of the day is that a fat Jennifer Lopez did some triathlon like she’s some kind of athlete for a charity that I call trying to prove herself. She took about 2.5 hours to complete it and she had some help from her trainer, who based on her ass, isn’t the kind of trainer I’d hire for my wife if I was rich and famous, mainly because if I was rich and famous, I’d drop my wife off at the curb and move onto younger hotter pussy, but also because dude’s obviously not very good at his job. Sure you can argue that her ass is genetic and that it’s some beautiful phenomenon that you love, but I like to think it’s cuz you have no standards and no real opinion of your own and you just jumped on the bandwagon, because the only person who would find anything about this hot is a black man and that’s just because they like any pussy that isn’t attached to a black woman, no matter how offensive it is, proven in the fact that I was out with my wife this weekend and at least 5 black guys freaked out, in a good way when she walked by, to the point where I had to turn to them and ask them if they were on fuckin’ drugs because cat calling a cow, confuses me so much that it’s gotta be drug related….

Either way, here she is being active because it’s funny.

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2008

07

Jul

Jennifer Lopez in Her July 4th Bikini of the Day

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I never understood the hype about J.Lo’s ass, it always confused me that the world would be drawn to some bottom heavy slut, and make her insanely rich in the process.

Here she is fatter than she used to be and rockin’ a bikini. She was hoping no one would notice so she tried to throw in the mirrored bikini to blind the paparazzi cameras and figured if that didnt work, the reflection of her husbands scary white legs would do the trick, what she didn’t realize is that he’s too sickly thin to really do much distracting and actually turns invisible when the flash is on. I guess none of that matters, because you still have a thing for this whore who has openly had many dicks and no one’s ever called her out on it. I guess it’s just a middle class Peurto Rican from the bronx, going through an identity crisis all in hopes that the real hispanic population don’t catch on to the fact that she’s full of shit and is whiter than McCain.

Posted in:Bikini|Jennifer Lopez

2008

27

Jun

Jennifer Lopez and Her Milk Tits of the Day

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I hate Jennifer Lopez. I hated her in Selena and hoped the president of her fan club shot her instead, but some how she worked her way into the limelight and I think it had to do with the media lying about how hot she was, because I have eyes and I see nothing hot about her. The media went on and on about her J.Lo booty and she aggressively pushed that hispanic movement bullshit, making her more hispanic than the rest of her family because she considered herself a decent actress and could imitate real hispanic people. The real issue with J.Lo is that throughout her shitty music career that made her rich, her stupid clothing company that gave fat chicks who can’t afford Juicy Couture their own kind of velour suit to wear, through the years dating Diddy rockin’ guns and Afleck rockin’ really shitty movies and into her mature relationship with fellow spic Mark Anthony, she never had a set of tits, but she does now and I’d say shit balanced out that ass of hers but the reality is that when she gave birth her vagina beat her tits to the punch and now J.Lo finally makes sense.

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez|Milk|Tits

2007

28

Mar

I am – J.Lo is Still a Latina of the Day

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I walked by the Ritz Carlton Hotel in Montreal today and saw Christina Aguilera’s tour bus outside. I guess that means she is staying there and I probably could have waited around or snuck up inside the hotel, crawl through the air ducts and get some serious stalker pics of her shover her husbands Passover hat in her cunt, but I realized that as hot as I think she is and no matter how badly I want to stuff her like a Passover turkey, I only really give a fuck about her when I am lookin for pictures of shitty celebrity sluts to write about and have no interest in having a non one-sided computer screen between me and pictures of her and posting them on a site she’s never heard of relationship. I am not a real celebrity blogger, you’ve all been mislead….

Speaking of being mislead, Christina used the Latina card and so did J.Lo back when the Latina card to got people to the top. The media was all over all things whose parents were cigar smoking mud farmers, like Ricky Martin, Enrique and Mark Anthony. It was the late 90s and early 00s but as soon as J.Lo started raking in the dollars she became whiter than Pam Anderson’s Hepatits stool. She dated black rappers like a normal fat white chick, she dated some Boston drunk like a good white sorority girl then she dropped it all, when back to the mexican and is showing up to events like this. All this bitch is missing is a sombrero, a taco platter and a fucking poncho to bring the point home that she’s still Jenny from the trashy latina block….