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2020

26

Nov

Tanline Thursday of the Day

I can’t think of a better way to celebrate thanksgiving than with Tanlines…

I know nothing says “rolling into the Holiday Spirit”….like a tan line….

They always push the whole dreaming of a white Christmas propaganda…but what they really mean is that they are dreaming about a tanline Christmas because tanlines mean half naked babes roasting in the sun….after they’ve stopped whining about their burns….all golden but still being true to their paler selves, so that they don’t get called racists in Brown Face, because they can’t help what the sun does to them….unless these are spraytan tanlines…which some probably are….because girls like being in brown face…

So here’s a bunch of tanlines to put us all in the Holiday Spirit of Christmas…thinking about all the tropical vacations we can go on when COVID is over and the Governenet allows us to leave our house….not that people aren’t going on tropical vacations now, it’s actually the best time to go on tropical vacations, everything is cheaper than it’s ever been,…and people should take advantage of that….or thinking about all the slutty girls going to fake tan in their sluttiest outfits to keep the illusion of tanlines alive…true fucking heroes…

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