Another Thursday Gone By…where tanlines will slowly fade now that only people in the south can get them…limiting our tanline inventory…what will we do…hope that enough slutty girls looking to get their slutty pics out there will bring you the tanline goods…to show you just where there once was clothing….but is now nude.

I am sure, we will survive. We will get through this together…these unprecedented bullshit times of brainwashing, policing, giving up our freedoms, doing what we are told like little complying bitches….

But it’s not about that…it’s about the tan line bro.

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Summer is officially over, you may know this from licking all that pumpkin spice off the various bike seats you find outside the local colleges, because you won’t let COVID get in the way of your fall tradition. There’s no cancelling Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas for you….but more importantly, there’s no stopping some digging in the trash to get a taste of some backwash of young hot girls going to learn in their expensive and fancy institutions where they likely annoy everyone with their outspoken, loud, activism….but that DOESN’T take away from their posting nudes for attention….sometimes featuring some remnants of summer…the tanline…sometimes the tanline is year round because of tanning beds and warmer climates…either way…I like em.

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Summer may be over….but TANLINES live on forever!

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Summer may be over but tanlines aren’t….thanks to all these girls trying to be influencers, or trying to be famous in their own right, or trying to be sex workers, they know that now, more than ever, a tan is so important to give off those healthy vibes, so Spray Tans are being done on every street corner to give the cam girl, or the cam girl that doesn’t know she’s a cam girl because she works in an office but still spends her day on cam in the form of Zoom that needed glow…so the tanline will survive covid, it will survive the winter….the tanline is forever…and tanline fetishists are rejoicing around the world by masturbating to the lighter parts of the skin, where the sun or chemicals didn’t taint the pure, natural titties and pussy…

For whatever reason, these girls have posted their tanline pics to show off their tanlines like it is some kind of accomplishment and maybe it is…because people fucking like tanlines…

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Summer may be coming to an official end this weekend, I mean I guess it’s not the official end, but people like to consider this the last weekend of the summer, at least in North America, like there’s even a “rest of the world” right…

The good news is that there are slutty girls of the internet who like to maintain their tanlines, so much that if they get their spray tans with their favorite panty lines. I am in Canada and I’ve been to stripclubs and in the deep dark days of winter, there are tanlines…so it can be done…plus a lot of sluts live in Florida..so there won’t be a tanline shortage for your tanline fantasies…you weirdos who like seeing where clothes once were while in the sun so you know you’re getting their NAUGHTY “exclusive” for your eyes only bullshit…or maybe you just like how the contrast makes the ass look…nice!

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Summer is basically over but that doesn’t mean tanlines are…because people who are into tanlines do whatever it takes to get those tanlines…from spray tans to going to tropical destinations…maybe they already live in FLORIDA or some other non-winterized place…where instead of suffering from Seasonal Depression, they get fucking tan lines..

I am not a Tanline fetish, I am pretty consistent across the board, there’s nothing that stands out as a fetish of mine, besides vagina…but that’s not really a fetish, some of us are just coded that way to keep the species alive, despite having never knocked up a woamn…I mean just because I’m programmed to want that, doesn’t mean I don’t view kids as STDS and women don’t view me as an STD to stay the fuck away from….you know incel shit, only I can always hire hookers…and so can you..

What I am saying is that I am apathetic, indifferent, I don’t care about tanlines or no tanlines, but tanlines CAN look good, whether it’s to show where the clothing was, or to give an ass some shape like an optical illusion…they are good.

In keeping with the trend of trending hashtags…we’ve got ourselves YET another TANLINE THURSDAY….check out all these tanlines…

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Get out in the sun you white ass bitches….but then again I have seen black women with tanlines because Tanlines are inclusive….unlike COVID which has no eyes but is still racist or some other aspirational catch phrase for all you fags to jack off to…

I know that there are Tanline fetishists and I guess I am a fan of the tanline too in a show us where your clothes were when you were out in the sun by getting naked…and naked is always better than clothed…

Plus, tanlines, like FACETUNE and other strategic measures women put in place, can totally change their bodies by framing them out, making them look cut, or like they have more of a booty than they do, in some subliminal messaging, optical illusion, we don’t fucking care, so long as they are naked…and what it comes down to is that it reminds me of FLORIDA and it is hot..

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Tanlines, the perfect thing for retards who are not able to look at a naked body and see where clothing used to go…

Summer is for fun…summer is for tanning…summer is for sun…summer is for getting naked to show everyone your tan….it’s apparently summer, if you’re into leaving your house, so girls be tanning and girls be showing off those tans on the internet cuz girls be exhibitionist sluts who hate men but who try to make money off their nudes from men!

I always found Tanlines pretty funny, only because I live in Canada, so the tanlines I saw were on strippers, who would go to the tanning bed in their favorite thong to get the tanline, because I guess under the black light it highlighted their good parts….now I post up tanlines every Thursday…because this is my life…

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I know that everyone is fucking high strung as shit…but you shouldn’t be. It’s fucking summer, if it is the end of the world, be a fucking hero and roll with it, maybe now is the time to LEAVING LAS VEGAS yourself and sell whatever you own and go fucking mental, because why bother trying to save for the future, since the future is so unknown….tap into some BiPolar disorder impulse control shit and go for it….we should live a life of vacation and good times at all times….and to be agitated as shit is a waste of the fucking life we’ve been given…

So take your damn shirt off, get some damn sun, ask some women out there to show you their tanlines, or stare at pics of their tanlines so you have proof you’re seeing what was publicly clothed…a fetish to some…a reminder that bitches still lay out in the sun like they got nothing better to do because they have nothing better to do…and either do you….

Stop the madness.

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Oh shit, it’s summer, girls have tanlines, girls post those tanlines on the internet, we get to see where their bikini once was, everyone rejoices…even the skin cancer from the lack of SPF you irresponsible tanner getting naked on the internet….

That’s all I have to say about that, I mean you’re only hear for the tanlines you weird fetish fuck.

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