Summer is basically over but that doesn’t mean tanlines are…because people who are into tanlines do whatever it takes to get those tanlines…from spray tans to going to tropical destinations…maybe they already live in FLORIDA or some other non-winterized place…where instead of suffering from Seasonal Depression, they get fucking tan lines..

I am not a Tanline fetish, I am pretty consistent across the board, there’s nothing that stands out as a fetish of mine, besides vagina…but that’s not really a fetish, some of us are just coded that way to keep the species alive, despite having never knocked up a woamn…I mean just because I’m programmed to want that, doesn’t mean I don’t view kids as STDS and women don’t view me as an STD to stay the fuck away from….you know incel shit, only I can always hire hookers…and so can you..

What I am saying is that I am apathetic, indifferent, I don’t care about tanlines or no tanlines, but tanlines CAN look good, whether it’s to show where the clothing was, or to give an ass some shape like an optical illusion…they are good.

In keeping with the trend of trending hashtags…we’ve got ourselves YET another TANLINE THURSDAY….check out all these tanlines…

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