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2020

15

Oct

TANLINE THURSDAY OF THE DAY

It may be freezing as fuck here in Canada, but if I have learned anything in life, it is that the weather can’t suppress the whores, they will always find a way….if you went to nightclubs in the middle of winter even 20 years ago when slutty was less slutty, there’d be all the girls in their short skirts and heels because they won’t let the cold rain on their slut parade…

So I am sure we will have tanline thursday throughout the winter, whether from girls in hot places, girls traveling to hot places with that COVID discount prices, I saw some dude got to Maldives or some other Influencer destination for like 1000 dollars….these travel spots are desperate and when you stop fearing some dumb virus…maybe you’ll take advantage, while slutty chicks already are, because they can’t not continue being sluts, their livlihood and clout rely on it, plus they don’t fear virus, I mean they fuck all kinds of dirty rich dick raw for rent..

Point being, even in cold areas there are tanlines thanks to spray tans…so tan line fetishists can rejoice…while looking at this week’s tanline round up filled with a variety of girls for all tastes showing tanlines…

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