There’s been a long running rumor that Kendall Jenner is a lesbian, who has some lesbian girlfriend in NYC, but for whatever reason she hasn’t come out of the closet, but instead pretends to be straight, hanging out with athletes, not because she is fucking them, but because she’s bro-ing down with them, many a lesbian before her, from school gym teachers to knitting club organizers, to construction working blue collar, welding, mechanic, plumbers, bike courier, you know any flannel and steel toe boot wearing, beer drinking, Ani DiFranco listening, pussy eating, cat loving, apple picking dykes…..have all been into sports on a level where they’d love to hang with the athletes even if it meant pretending to fuck them when knowing you’re into the pussy.
I have a hard time believing Kendall is a lesbian, only because I’d assume she’d run with it like she was Stella Maxwell, the lesbian model who fucks A-Listers and other models, like some kind of pervert molested by a sheep in her native New Zealand…..because being white and straight is not marketable….while being lesbian is….
She is from the shitty terrorist organization called the Kardashians who with their team of digital marketing experts have been able to basically manipulate the generation to buy whatever they are selling, her dad cut his own dick off for hype, so being a lesbian would just add to their narrative, but maybe, just maybe some things about them are sacred, maybe their online and public profiles are one thing, but there’s depth to their true selves behind all the nonsense hype….but I doubt it…because even these shitty selfies are as shameless, contrived, calculated and bullshit as the entire family’s plastic surgery….and the fact they got this far is fucking crazy to me…but then again I am the only person on the internet with a website for the last 16 years who isn’t a millionaire, so clearly, I’m an idiot.
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