Summer, like Thursdays are for Tanlines…because there’s a huge Tanline fetish community on the internet which makes sense because it involves naked girls with basically their naughty parts highlighted so that you know they once had clothes on while in the sun and now that they aren’t in clothes getting sun…you’re seeing the bits they weren’t willing to show while out with the sun. It’s a deep rooted perversion that only the right kind of incel who can’t get laid can FULLY embrace (angrily)….because those tanlines aren’t and will never be on their face!

Man, girls are provocative…if you know what I mean…real provocative…for gain…if you know what I mean… I think they have a name for girl like this…I can’t quite place it because it has probably been redacted from the oxford dictionary but it is the oldest profession in the world…you see……

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