Tanlines Thursday motherfuckers!

It’s basically an all inclusive vacation without the actual vacation, travel or the all you can eat and all you can drink, tropical good times….

It’s not really a vacation at all, but it’s girls with tanlines and you don’t even need to wear the Hawaiian shirt that makes you feel like you’re adventurous or part of a Jimmy Buffett music video…getting laid while being laid back…

But the all inclusive vacation won’t bring you girls with tanlines anyway, since you’re repulsive, so luckily the internet carters to the needs of us losers in life…

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