All kinds of motherfuckers are all hard for Halloween….

They’re celebrating it like it was fucking Christmas because the anti-Jesus demonic forces of Satan have taken over the mainstream marketing of brands and entertainment content that shapes your RETARd mind…

All these women are all female ejaculating for PUMPKIN SPICE, Gourds and comfy sweaters and scarfs while they curl up to a nice book about some bullshit propaganda that rots their brain or further destroys the family as the demons celebrate being childless cat ladies with sex toys over more fulfilling choices…..BUT AT LEAST YOU WILL HAvE YOUR PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE BITCHES….all middle aged and stunted with that instagram GEN Z speak.

So as they all get ready for WINTER, we’re going SOUTH OF THE ECUATOR, where they are heading into SUMMER, chasing that ENDLESS summer like a bunch of old timey surfers but only in it for the bikinis.

I am a firm believer that the sun energizes our SOULS and our CELLS and that it is why there is LIFE on earth, so seeing a bitch with a TANLINE speaks to that health and wellness idea without feeding into the sun killing you so let’s dim it with Bill Gates demon-tech, or lather ourselves in toxic chemicals to separate us from the lifeforce…

Sure some TANLINES are manufactured in a lab, but it’s the internet, nothing is real, but we pretend it is…

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