One Direction’s Liam Payne “Fell” off a third floor balcony and died even though a 3 story fall seems like something you’d survive.

To some of you who said “I wish this One Direction Band would just fucking die already”, your wishes and dreams have come true and you’re one direction closer to the end of their union.

You know with shitty pop bands that they pollute our lives and minds with, it’s natural to say “DIE FUCKING DIE”…it’s just that they rarely do.

I don’t know anything about One Direction and don’t think I’ve ever heard one of their songs.

I do know that Simon Cowell created them as one of his revenue streams that made him stupid rich because he’s either a fed or someone who has cracked the code to making money in the music industry.

I also know that boy bands are often diddled….

I also know that their main memeber Harry Styles who wears dresses and has fucked Taylor Swift, Kendall Jenner, Em Rata and Olivia Wilde….

Then there’s the one who knocked up Gigi Hadid….

Then there’s this one who knocked up Cheryl Tweedy Cole Payne….before deciding to accidentally fall off his hotel balcony….because he took the wrong direction….

So I guess I know more than I should know about One Direction taking the wrong direction to end his Liam Payne.

Apparently his ex, not Cheryl Tweedy Cole who was masturbation fodder with her trashy UK girl band antics in the early 2000s, that he took the fetish seriously and landed cum in her womb…and she may have been annoying, but how annoying could she possibly be to accidentally fall off a balcony.

Another ex called Maya Henry who is a rich 23 year old from Texas with a lawyer dad but who pretends to be a model sent him a cease and desist letter calling him obsessive because he was obsessively contacting her through various numbers and iclouds… some would call romantic but girls all love to cry abuse and problematic behavior to destroy men who they are angry at while elevating themselves…..especially when they are 23 year olds who just wrote a book about a rich girl who falls in love with a problematic pop star that she’s promoting but saying is fiction…..

Some are saying is why he accidentally feel but I don’t think you should give her that credit just because her and her lawyer family are after him. He can get all the pussy and had all the money to fight her or have her killed off by one of those Hollywood fixers….

With tits like that, this is going to do great things for her career, her book and its spinoffs and movie franchises. She’s now made off the back of being on her back for a pop star she manipulated or used to get where she wanted to go. Accidental fall or not, this will work out great for her and she benefits the most from this fall.

His current girlfriend Kate Cassidy wasn’t with him at the time of the accidental fall, but she was with him a few days ago and they were seemingly happy.

So clearly she wasn’t the one who pushed him….

We all know her as the daughter of David Cassidy because before she turned 38, back when she was in her 20s, she was trying to be hot in bikini for low level clickbait paparazzi content. She’s so old it was before social media was invented.

She now looks like a botox housewife whore from LA who doesn’t eat and/or is on Ozempic but likes to pretend she’s still youthful in her menopause because she has no wrinkles, not realizing it makes her look like a blow-up doll or AI pussy and not in a good way….

So she probably wasn’t the one causing him to accidentally fall and ultimately, she’s definitely not worthy of an accidental fall so maybe it was just an accident.

In conclusion, no pussy is so great that it justifies an accidental fall because there is so much other pussy out there to fall into instead.

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