One Direction’s Liam Payne “Fell” off a third floor balcony and died even though a 3 story fall seems like something you’d survive.

To some of you who said “I wish this One Direction Band would just fucking die already”, your wishes and dreams have come true and you’re one direction closer to the end of their union.

You know with shitty pop bands that they pollute our lives and minds with, it’s natural to say “DIE FUCKING DIE”…it’s just that they rarely do.

I don’t know anything about One Direction and don’t think I’ve ever heard one of their songs.

I do know that Simon Cowell created them as one of his revenue streams that made him stupid rich because he’s either a fed or someone who has cracked the code to making money in the music industry.

I also know that boy bands are often diddled….

I also know that their main memeber Harry Styles who wears dresses and has fucked Taylor Swift, Kendall Jenner, Em Rata and Olivia Wilde….

Then there’s the one who knocked up Gigi Hadid….

Then there’s this one who knocked up Cheryl Tweedy Cole Payne….before deciding to accidentally fall off his hotel balcony….because he took the wrong direction….

So I guess I know more than I should know about One Direction taking the wrong direction to end his Liam Payne.

Apparently his ex, not Cheryl Tweedy Cole who was masturbation fodder with her trashy UK girl band antics in the early 2000s, that he took the fetish seriously and landed cum in her womb…and she may have been annoying, but how annoying could she possibly be to accidentally fall off a balcony.

Another ex called Maya Henry who is a rich 23 year old from Texas with a lawyer dad but who pretends to be a model sent him a cease and desist letter calling him obsessive because he was obsessively contacting her through various numbers and iclouds… some would call romantic but girls all love to cry abuse and problematic behavior to destroy men who they are angry at while elevating themselves…..especially when they are 23 year olds who just wrote a book about a rich girl who falls in love with a problematic pop star that she’s promoting but saying is fiction…..

Some are saying is why he accidentally feel but I don’t think you should give her that credit just because her and her lawyer family are after him. He can get all the pussy and had all the money to fight her or have her killed off by one of those Hollywood fixers….

With tits like that, this is going to do great things for her career, her book and its spinoffs and movie franchises. She’s now made off the back of being on her back for a pop star she manipulated or used to get where she wanted to go. Accidental fall or not, this will work out great for her and she benefits the most from this fall.

His current girlfriend Kate Cassidy wasn’t with him at the time of the accidental fall, but she was with him a few days ago and they were seemingly happy.

So clearly she wasn’t the one who pushed him….

We all know her as the daughter of David Cassidy because before she turned 38, back when she was in her 20s, she was trying to be hot in bikini for low level clickbait paparazzi content. She’s so old it was before social media was invented.

She now looks like a botox housewife whore from LA who doesn’t eat and/or is on Ozempic but likes to pretend she’s still youthful in her menopause because she has no wrinkles, not realizing it makes her look like a blow-up doll or AI pussy and not in a good way….

So she probably wasn’t the one causing him to accidentally fall and ultimately, she’s definitely not worthy of an accidental fall so maybe it was just an accident.

In conclusion, no pussy is so great that it justifies an accidental fall because there is so much other pussy out there to fall into instead.

UPDATE – due was free basing drugs in his hotel before he mistook the pavement for a pool.

Update – Cherly Tweedy Cole was a judge on X-Factor when Liam Payne first auditioned at 14 years old, then she groomed him to cum in her a decade later.

Update – I watched the One Direction X-Factor auditions and none of them could sing, but Liam Payne mentioned spending time at Simon’s house in Barbados….a country where Rihanna was human trafficked from.

Update – don’t they stage drug overdoses and suicides when removing those who know too much…..what did Liam Payne know?

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Órla Baxendale is not only a ginger, which to some is a fate worse than death despite their super ginger strength from generations of trying to kill off the gene, as long as they aren’t put out in the sun, where their fluorescent pubic hair doesn’t stand a chance from being burnt to a fucking crisp…

She’s also allergic to peanuts…and she ate some cookies in NYC where she works as a professional dancer, but not the stripper kind, or the good kind, but rather the annoying and cheesy kind…and now she’s dead.

A death never stopped us from sexualizing a motherfucker, if anything the collective sadness of their family and friends makes the whole experience more exhilerating….so get it while she’s still warm, otherwise it’s just weird….freaks…

If you’re deathly allergic to peanuts due to weak genes, maybe avoid the cookies or things that could have peanuts in them…

Basically, the products from the store weren’t labelled that there were peanuts in them, but the manufacture had told the store that sold them that there were peanuts in them as of July, so. someone’s going to get in trouble for killing a dancer….and someone’s going to get paid very well, just not the dead dancer…since she’s dead….but it may be a small price to pay for her kin to be set for life….ya know, she’s dead anyway might as well make the most of it.

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I remember at the height of the blogging industry, before social media really took the fuck over and some bloggers were able to dominate on that space, while others who were terrible at self promotion slowly died off, or me, who keeps doing it but doesn’t expect anything to come from it….

But yeah, this Julia Child movie came out, thinking it was a biopic and as someone who grew up on that weird cooking show tranny, I ended up seeing it.

I was quickly disappointed when I realized it was about a blogger who hated her lame ass life and who needed a viral stunt to get noticed, so she mooched and stole Julia Child’s recipes from Julia Child’s signature book and wrote blogs about her experience doing all 500 recipe from the book.

I don’t know if she did all 524 recipes, but you know, doing 3-4 recipes a week and writing a blurb about it, is fucking easy to do plus you get to eat well and bitch got a book deal, TV deal, and became a millionaire with one viral stunt, in an era when viral stunts weren’t an everyday think making millionaires…

Here I was writing 10-15 posts a day for my 100,000 followers, that are LONG gone at this point, but at the time the site was getting 100,000 – 150,000 people a day…..and I was making dog shit money slaving away with the celeb nudes, my only highlight in the 18 years of doing it was when Lindsay Lohan got my number and became my text buddy for a month….or two….as great as an accomplishment as that was, I’d be happier with doing 5 posts a week, not 15 posts a day, have it turned into a best selling book and movie, so that I can fuck off on a tropical island somewhere…..

So, needless to say, I hated this Julia and Julia bitch and the scam she ran but also hated the industry for their laziness in not supporting the minimum wage work horses of the blog world….

Well, the bitch is dead, so I’ve outlived her, and there’s satisfaction in that, only because she wished death upon the ANTI VAXXERS, she was one of those misinformed libtard retard covidiots in her double mask with 6 shots in 18 months kind of idiot…

Seeing this tweet of hers going viral, makes me hate her even more, she’s the precise reason why I will not forgive or forget what they did to us….

In fact, let’s dig her up and kill her again for being such a piece of shit, but I guess God got his wrath on the mooch bitch…..

Her name is Julie Powell, RIP Motherfucker. The world is a better place without that kind of SCUMBAG….

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The Rolling Stones are a fucking amazing band, the WOKE probably hate them for stealing from the BLACK BLUES musicians they were inspired by, but thank god they did, right….I like the Rolling Stones as much as I like Keith Richards’ daughters….and really the Jagger girls too….Georgia May is hot…and I’m sure there are others….but yeah big fan of the “Stones” who played a BIG SARS concert in Canada the last time they tested the SARS virus on people in a far more reasonable, less tyrannical way…but the internet was still NEW back then and they hadn’t made their billions and/or finished the brain washing…

I will assume that Charlie Watts got the SHOT, and that is what he died of, but he was 80 year old Rockstar who likely had his share of HPV cancer causing pussy, Heart Destructing booze and drugs, but he did look like the more conservative of the group…but all rockstars are rockstars even when they aren’t…the drummer always gets the pussy too…either way…a legend…no more…blame vaccines….I DO…

Death is a wonderful thing….It’s the whole point of living..our culture is scared of death like a bunch of pussies…grow the fuck up and embrace it so that you can embrace life you fucking fools…now, onto bigger and better things….RIP Motherfucker….the Charlie Watts Edition…

Now some Georgia May Jagger Topless on her Instagram to celebrate a life well lived…because Georgia May Jagger’s a babe…

And Theo Richards dressed like a cunt…literally.

And in an underwear selfie…

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