This is a Wetspot Wednesday for Val Kilmer…a double feature, double wedding, WET SPOT and RIP MOTHERFUCKER edition.
I think he would have really liked the Wet Spot based on Throat Cancer being caused by eating pussy….
You know, I emailed him once….and based on the interaction I had with the SPAM BOT pretending to be VAL KILMER….
I think he would have really appreciated the WET SPOT….but not because of anything he told me or implied when asking me to send 1000 dollars in gift cards to an address in India…..
But because throat cancer is caused by eating pussy…..THE WET SPOTS…
Like you, I woke up to the news that Val Kilmer had finally died after a long struggle with throat cancer that landed him with a tracheostomy….and pretty much fucked him up over the last 20 years.
Unlike you, I would have rather woke up to a blow job….
I saw the documentary and it’s a sad story, because as much as celebrities fucking suck for the most part because of their egos and as much as acting is a pretty gay activity of playing make-belief as adults in these elaborate and high production sets….that make them too much money validating those egos…They do get to live pretty awesome lives…and apparently Brad Pitt is really nice.
There are some good movies, there are some good actors and there are some memorable characters and Val Kilmer is one of them.
You can’t hate everything hater, sometimes you just have to say that Val Kilmer was a legend….
His story is also insane…dude is at the top of his game, eats out Cher, dies 40 years later from the cancer her pussy gave him, or a complication from the cancer her pussy gave him.
Throat cancer is straight from the dirty box….
I figured Wednesday is more than just Survivor Night, it’s also Wet Spot Wednesday.
So why not dedicate today’s gallery to a legendary actor, an icon in the Hollywood machine, a crazy fucking story from being at the top, to probably feeling like he hit rock bottom…
And really Wet Spots are the most appropriate thing to bring to a funeral…
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