It’s the most wonderful time of the week….WET SPOTS…

I know what you’re thinking, and that is that Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year, so how could there be a “most wonderful time of the week”….if there’s no Christmas involved…it would just be impossible.

Well, I used to subscribe to that logic, but I am about a year into these WET SPOT WEDNESDAY posts that started as a joke, like most things in my life, and that materialized into an obsession that I hate every fucking second of…

It’s not because I hate pussy, or wet pussy, even if I’ve only met the driest of pussies, due to my sex appeal.

It’s not even because I hate the idea of turned on strangers making pics of their wet spots public masturbation fodder…

It’s just because out of context, I can’t be too sure what the wet spot is from, but then I remember all the panty raids I’ve done over the years, from Laundromats to clotheslines, yes, I am that old…and the wet spot..or the stain from where the discharge burned holes in the panties, was what got me off…

So when pulling back the layers, I remember what I actually like and care about and I guess it’s Wet Spots…

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Wetspot Wednesday is the reason I sleep in on Wednesdays and only get the site started by 2 pm….but I guess that also has a lot to do with severe laziness and the fact that I would make more money collecting cans on recycling day…..but that’s ok…I still doing the site, it’s a fucking sickness, despite knowing NO ON gives a fuck….I blame my past traumas, it seems to get everyone else a pass…WHERE IS MY PASS…..It is not my fault, I am a victim….

A victim of staring at too many wet spots that I don’t feel are all authentic from excitement, but rather internet movie magic to manipulate dudes into thinking the pussy is wet….but then again, I’ve never met a wet pussy….I am what you call opposite of lube…so maybe that’s why I am a skeptic..

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Every wetspot wednesday is as disappointing as the last, unless you’re a wet spot fetishist, in which case you probably love this messy gross mucus membrane erotica…

I have said it before and I’ll say it again, the Wet Spot was the catalyst for me to do these sluts of the internet round-ups I do every fucking day…because girls are so fucking slutty.

It was originally a joke, mocking the sites like TheChive who make millions of dollars off pictures of average at best girls with no commentary….just pictures of average girls showing their armpits, or their buns out….you know low quality shit that makes a group of bros rich…

I thought, doing a gross wetspot wednesday every wednesday would be the trolling parody I need in my life…but instead, it’s just giving a few weirdos a place to jack off to their drippy cunt fetish…

Now, every week, I give the same disclaimer, I love pussy, I love that it is a self cleaning machine, I love dirty panties, I am a pervert so used to dry pussy, that a wet one is like a mythological creature you read about in your fables….where the moral of the story is that out of context…wet spots look more like a hygienic issue than a “I’m so hot I wet myself through horniness” issue…so here’s that.

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Wet Spot Wednesday is the day we all get to pretend we’re Gynecologists in the peak of our careers analyzing pussy discharge on panties to see if it’s piss, shit, vaginal infections of either the yeast, fungus, or bacteria variety….maybe it’s afterbirth or an STD…where I guess afterbirth is the STD..maybe it’s squirt…which they claim isn’t pee in the “Art of Female Ejaculation” tutorial I was once gifted in the early 2000s…where 2 fat older chicks taught the art of squirting…I wonder if that DVD is still out there…let me google it for you…I couldn’t find it…but it is a legitimate thing…

Anyway, to the panty fetishists out there looking for that “she’s really turned on” moment…of believing anything you see on the internet cuz you’re a literal half wit fuck who doesn’t think they are being lied to because the story they are being told is too exciting to debunk…

The point is, I like wet panties, I like pics of wet panties, but I don’t like them when they are broad stroke for everyone and not personalized, it feels forced or like a weird attention seeking, and most importantly, it’s kinda gross in photo, even though you’d dive through laundry hampers for this shit in real life….enjoy.

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Wet Spots….the favorite fetish of gynecologists everywhere…a little “let’s take a swab and see what this substance really is”….is she just so fucking excited she self lubricated down her leg…is she just so fucking excited she peed herself like a dog when its master comes home…am I allowed to say master or is that a BANNED word from the WOKE because it implies inequality….

Is it a yeast infection, a bacterial infection, or is it just water to give the illusion of “I’m so horny for you guy on the internet who’s money I want…”….some manipulative tactics…

Or is it just gross….vulgar…you could have not shown us the wet spot but you did and look at us now…

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Wetspot Wednesday, the joke that haunts me daily, which is something I am used to, because I don’t take anything seriously, so even my 25 year marriage to my fat fuck wife was a joke, that keeps on bringing the pain…and this site which is 17 years of daily bullshit updates no one gives a fuck about…also started out as a joke and has been a long drawn out miserable experience that I wouldn’t ever trade for anything because it is unfortunately my life work and a nice reminder of how insignificant and useless I am….but I keep on going….and now Wetspot Wednesday, my attempt at a top 10 list or a clickbait article, by posting pics from the worst hashtag like it was amazing…and ever wednesday, I bring the goods that I actually hate bringing….all to kill the joke over and over and over because some of us can’t give up…

I’ve said it before, because there’s only so much to say about wetspots and that is that wet panties when a girl is jerking off for you with her front hole now that genders dont exist, can be HOT in contest….but wet panties on their own can be caused by so many gross things…it’s hard to know what we’re dealing with without a smell or taste test…so we’ll assume it’s girls proud they came their panties…or girls faking it to get likes and follows but ultimately…out of context…wetspots are gross…but hot..since their wet panties…and it’s all too confusing for my simple mind. I just know I hate this post…so I do it weekly.

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Like any self respecting man from a pre-internet era, I have stolen my fair share of dirty panties from the laundry room in various apartment buildings and laundromats to wear as a mask during masturbation you know not needing a pandemic to mask up, just needing a perversion to mask up…

Along with making me as good of an STD sniffer as a trained drug hound at the airport, not that they know what STDs smell like, but I figure if they can sniff out a gram of cocaine, they probably could easily be trained….not that they’re needed…the world has me…the expert…give me the glory I deserve in this specialized carer that took years to master…thanks to them not teaching it in schools because the education system is a fucking hackjob to keep us dumber….why I didn’t learn important life skills like STD sniffing is a fucking crime…but at least it didn’t stop me or get in the way of me following my passion….

Anyway, despite sniffing stained panties for years, I still find the out of context discharge pics that I assume are more about being hot and bothered and turned on, I mean society is a bunch of chronic masturbators…everyone just cumming all day instead of doing other things…I get it…I’ve been that degenerate long enough to remember it not being mainstream and frowned upon….but now the mainstream is more hardcore than me…this site G-Rated…yet all I get unhappy porn advertisers…

So yeah, I assume these are hot and bothered wet cunt, but could just be yeast infection cunt, and that makes the wet spots less hot than when you find them after a real life scavenger hunt….you know since real life is better…but internet life makes this kind of shit more accessible with less effort for the lazy hermits…so even if the reward isn’t as great, the process or journey not as magical, you’ve got an endless supply of pics of EVERYTHING and Anything you need…so why not just settle…

That said…WET SPOTS…

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Wetspot Wednesday is what I like to say is the reason I don’t update the site that early on Wednesdays because I find wet spots so repulsive, but the truth is that I am just a lazy fuck and I use it as an excuse, since everyone alive seems to be a pussy fuck who just makes excuses for all aspects of their lives that suck….

I don’t get grossed out by any sexualized content, I’ve seen the weirdest most vile shit after decades of being on the internet…it’s destroyed my soul…but at least I find it entertaining..

I don’t get grossed out by creamy panties, even if they are full of yeast infection, vaginitis and other vile things that a vagina can do…and I am able to believe that the women posting wet spots are doing it to get dudes excited by how horny they are…or they are faking it to pretend they are excited…part of their marketing bait for losers to masturbate….because they are easy to manipulate…

So…here’s those wet spots..

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I am not against wet spots, that’d be queer…I am just not accustomed to wet spots unless they are from some type of vaginal infection because I am more the kind of guy who dries a bitch out….so when I see a wet spot out of context I think of all the times my wife pissed herself or shat herself from her vagina…and the smells come flooding in…you know memory remebers smells vividly and I hop that when I am all demential bed ridden in a home that those smells aren’t my last memories…but I have a feeling they might be.

I should be more positive about girls thinking wet spots are hot, because clearly they aren’t saying “I’m shitting bacteria and candida out of my cunt”…they are saying “I am excited”…and an excited girl, in this porn and hook up era, is a good thing, probably a common thing, but for someone who has rarely excited girls..a new thing…so get your WET SPOTS…all FRESHLY Wet…

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Rebecca Black and her big tits that were ignored from the industry when her self produced song and video went so viral that it became a meme, that people still quote weekly, because “it’s friday”….like clockwork….because I guess dates are precisely by definition clockwork….may have Friday…you know we’ll give her Friday….

But motherfuckers, I have wednesday with the most important internet trend I like to take credit for and that no one even knows is a thing, because I have low impact on the world….never viral…except in my genitals thanks to poor decisions that felt like good decisions at the time….

Wet Spot Wednesdays….

Where we bring you the girls of the week who felt the need to show you their wet panties because they are just that horny, find it just that hot, or because they are trying to rook you into paying them for more nudes….as they do….even though wet spots on their own just look like someone with incontinance or a viral infection of their own….how are we to know horny caused this and not disease…we can’t….so enjoy the mucus…as I enjoy the mucus…because the dirtier the pussy…the more flavorful the pussy.

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