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2021

03

Feb

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

There was a time I was a troll, I don’t think I bother trolling so much anymore, not that my trolling ever took much effort, it sort of just happened….whether it was saying bullshit to convince idiots of some hilarious storyline….or being a troll on forums, social media, etc to just instigate fights or controversy, you know being PROVOCATIVE…without the sexy lingerie…it was a good time….I mean a pretty lame time if you think about it…not very rewarding…it didn’t buy me compounds or private jets…but it filled a void in my soul…

Since I can’t be bothered trolling, I think everyone’s an idiot, I have no interest in talking to, or bugging randoms…the troll has died….

But this WetSpot Wednesday taps into that side of me, sure there are people actually turned on by this, which is why girls are putting it online…but to me it’s on a puke video or a shit video level of gross..

Maybe it’s because I’ve never met a wet pussy….you know when girls meet me their hormones turn TRANS and their vaginas turn Bruce Jenner….or maybe it’s because out of context, any body fluids, especially in a time of covid, are “get the fuck out of here with that”…

With that, here’s WET SPOT WEDNESDAY

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2021

27

Jan

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

I actually forgot that it was WET SPOT Wednesday today…I blocked it out because I guess I’ve officially experienced trauma like all these whiner millennials who can’t hold a job so they smoke weed and sell nudes all day….I finally understand what they mean about how PTSD fucks with you…because I officially did not remember I do a post on WET SPOTS because I dislike them so much….or maybe it’s just dementia…

You may be asking yourself why someone would post 50 wet spots a week if he hates them so much and the answer is that I like fucking with you…giving you that “UGHHHHHHH” moment you’d get in early internet days when you’d get asian puking videos or other random insanity from stile project or whatever the sites of the time were…is stile still around? I don’t visit sites…

But yeah, you’d jerk off to the asian puke videos too, because once you get over the initial “GROOOOOOOOOOOSSSS”….you realize…hey, his is girls in wet panties, how bad could it be, it’s not like they’re trannies…and you’re right…it’s bad…just not THAT bad…

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2021

20

Jan

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

I know what you’re thinking….you need that mid week pick me up…whether it’s because you’re distraught about having your new president or super fucking stoked because you think it will revolutionize your existence as presidencies have typically NEVER fucking done….but it seems like a good angle for your social media posts…you know to feel like you’re part of something substantial…like you’re living in a movie…when in reality you are meaningless and so is life…just a waiting to die existence…

Well, here’s that pick-me-up….or kick me when I’m down…because as you know what is good to some, is the fucking worst to others, you can’t make everyone happy…

I know that I hate wet spots out of context…if there was some 25 year old slut who was addicted to porn sitting on the milkcrate I use as a desk soaking through her pants cuz she can’t find that release in her groin no matter how many times she cums….I’d be like…”this is interesting”…

But when it’s the selfies of the aftermath of that…it just looks vile…

I put this together as a self sabotaging clickbait parody…making fun of clickbait lists like I was SNL…only my parody is less obvious and instead I’ve built out a community of wet spot panty perverts who come back weekly for this disgustingness…you fucking perverts..

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2021

13

Jan

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day


Oh fuck…

I dread wednesdays…because of WET SPOT Wednesdays…

A wetspot out of context is not hot to me…if anything it scares me…

I do this post to filter out those who don’t understand me….so those who remain after wet sport wednesdays are both weird fucking perverts, but also my people…let’s go on vacation togther after this whole covid thing…I’ll bring the WET SPOTS….you bring the beer.

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2021

06

Jan

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

I like to think I am slow to the gate on Wednesdays more than other days because of Wet Spot Wednesday. It’s this self sabotaging curse that I’ve put on myself that I originally thought was funny. Much like this site in general, which I started as a joke and didn’t expect to update 10 or more times a day for 16 years when I did it, the Wet Spot Wednesday was my troll…you know so people who land on the site realize this is no place for them…and people who come to the site regularly would realize I’ve lost my edge and it was time to move onto other things like social media….you know the straw on the camel back….

It’s not that I don’t like wet pussy, I mean I typically dry pussy up when I interract with it, making the wet pussy even MORE exciting to me because it’s like a mystical creature…but wet pussy without the build up looks more like a medical condition I don’t want to eat up and if you see this and want to taste each and every one of them…you’re probably new to the site because wet spots are your thing…which is the exact opposite audience I am looking to entertain day in and day out…but yet another reason why WET SPOTS are a fucking curse to me….

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2020

30

Dec

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

It may be the holiday season and people may be working at half capacity but WET SPOTS don’t take vacations, even if they should…so here are some Wet Spots….in what I think is one of my worst posts that I keep revisiting week after week because I don’t like to just kill jokes, I like to play them out until they become weird, uncomfortable and gross…

The first Wet Spot was a joke…or a “that’s an interesting approach to content, he must be trying to go mainstream and get google approved with this kind of thing, you know break free from the porn umbrella I’ve been forced under all these years”….because nothing says “FACEBOOK FRIENDLY” like a bunch of stained panties..it was my way of making fun of the whole “top babes of instagram” type shit you see on clickbait sites that make millions…only I decided to KEEP doing it….and not because I like Wet Spots, but because I really don’t like Wet Spots, at least not when they are out of context, they look like they need medical help…or a shower…some HYGIENE up in here…

But as you know, when left to our own devices, where our penises take control of our rational thought processes, we are perverts and we end up with dirty stained panties in our mouth, loving the discharge because it came from a pussy….a horny or self cleaning pussy….so there’s a level of potentially hot if in the right mood….but they just aren’t that photogenic…or maybe the girl getting in on “Look how wet my pussy is” by taking pics and uploading it for attention….is not the hottest out there…so the wetspot is diluted by the fact they are nasty…

I don’t know why I do it, but I do it and here it is.

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2020

23

Dec

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

Wet Spot Wednesday is the least favorite post of the week, not because I am not a pervert, because I am a pervert, I am just a different kind of pervert, who doesn’t like to see wet panties out of context because that mucus, creamy substance, discharge, isn’t appealing to lick up, unless you’re in the fucking zone…

I do Wet Spot Wednesday because I am a self sabotager and I think it was my first of my 3-4 round-ups I do a day…that were designed without much though because I don’t really strategize here…to make fun of other clickbait sites with their lists and galleries….

I figured Wet Spot, even if girls are producing and uploading this shit, was that weird grey area of not quite porn, but empowerment, celebrate your leaky pussy because men like leaky pussy….and shame all those dry pussies in the process…but the problem is, with any bodily fluid, it’s gross as a stand alone item.

This is also my “Fuck people who say happy hump day”….with a Wednesday aren’t that great, look, here’s the proof…but unfortunately the people who get excited by this are probably the only ones clicking through…so in doing what I thought was a joke, may mean I created a wet spot fetish site…as I have the most comprehensive list of WET spots produced the last 4-5 months I’ve been doing this…

Failing upwards we call it..I mean if all it took for me to get rich and internet famous was a wetspot post a week, I’ll take it…I mean doing 14 celeb posts hasn’t done shit for me…so think of this as my LEWINSKY…which is only a reference DRUDGE REPORT readers will understand…BYE.

It’s Christmas Eve Eve and this is my gift to you…

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2020

16

Dec

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

Wetspot Wednesday was my way of making fun of those weekly featured round-ups other sites do…..you know my parody of it…..but it has become a weekly feature here that inspired all my other daily gallery posts….but I fucking hate it and I think that if I hate it – it must be worthy of posting because other people will hate it too and if you’re like me – you’ll want to see it to remember that you’re not fully desensitized and that wet pussy out of context is just gross..

This is my VAGINA SHAMING moment from someone who has and will eat unwashed prostitute pussy for days but when it’s out of context…it’s just gross…

So I do this in part as a way to filter out the audience that land here not expecting such smut….but I do it it to celebrate the women who think wet spots are hot enough to post to the internet for me to grab and repost…..and I do this because it’s still wet pussy and wet pussy is wonderful…even out of context…

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2020

09

Dec

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

Allow me to re-introduce myself, my name is Wet Spot Wednesday, the worst fucking day of the week.

This is my protest to those who say “HAPPY HUMP DAY” on wednesdays, I fucking hate you cunts…you’re trash…

In that Wednesday like other days don’t need to be given cute middle of the week names….and they don’t need to be prefaced with “HAPPY”….it’s a fucking day in the week, go fuck yourself…

Wet Spot Wednesday is also my protest to all the multi million dollar sites with their daily #hashtag content that sucks…because I am making fun of those by producing those..they call it satire or parody…I don’t fucking know.

I just know Wet Spots out of context look like something you’d find on the floor of a gynecological clinic and not in a “let me taste what this bitch left behind” kind of way…but in a put a fucking SOLO cup over that globular substance and evacuate the building kind of way…..you know the BAT SOUP in the WET MARKET where COVID was invented, but the vagina version…

So here’s some WET SPOTS….TOO MANY WET SPOTS.

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2020

02

Dec

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

Wetspot Wednesday is a troll post, where I am making fun of the sites that do these compilation galleries of nasty fucking girls acting like they are hot…

My first internet business was supposed to be selling panties on the internet back in that late 90s with some girl who was into the laziness factor of “i just mail out panties and people pay”…because ebay and craigslist shut it down…I ended up selling Lacoste Polos I got at Goodwill to bros looking to pop their collar….I was an ebay vintage clothing entrepreneur motherfuckers…but making 10 dollars off each item for all the effort to upload it at a time when I preferred to drink didn’t really take off like it did for all these other ebay millionairs…I have the right idea, it’s the execution that happens..

So yeah, I’m into wet panties as much as the next guy, I am just not into out of context panties as much as the next guy, and there are guys out there jacking off to this, which is a reminder that men are fucking pigs, let’s accept and embrace that and empower that by the women producing this kind of smut for that….

Some of these pics make me gag, it’s nice to know I’m not overly desensitized from all the shit I’ve seen in 16 year of doing this site and 10 years of porn addiction prior to doing this site…..


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