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2016

17

Feb

Kylie Jenner for Richard Kern in Wonderland of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is one of the most famous creatures, and I use that word gently, I’ve seen her in person and she’s more of a horror movie monster, with pounds of fleshy stapled to her face in the form of BOTOX…at 18 and this one is the one I hope falls into serious drug addiction and fails terribly. She’s the Michael Jackson of the family, the Gary Coleman, the child star who has such a distorted sense of reality because she doesn’t remember when they were modest Los Angeles county living multi millionaires thanks to LIFE cereal and her mom fucking and getting knocked up by OJ Simpson…and his legal team.

Either way, this shoot for Wonderland magazine is a pretty big deal because the pictures are by Richard Kern, who may not be a Helmut Newton or any other really celebrated photographer, but he is one of the original nude hipster photographers, probably in his 50s or 60s, who has never been accused of being a Terry with the girls, but who is still an old creep that hangs out with young girls and shoots them naked for a bunch of things, like his own pervert “art” books and Vice Magazine, with a feature called “Shot By Kern” that had both hot and disgusting girls, before Vice became part of MTV or FOX or whoever the fuck bought VICE turning it into the mainstream packaged as ALTERNATIVE shit it is….

Doesn’t matter, because we haven’t seen the pics yet, she may not even be naked but for those of you who know creepy photographers, you know that when all they want is a girl naked, it’s not about the art – but rather about them jerking off to the outtakes, and of course they act like it’s not, they want you to come back for more and tell your friends how professional the motherfucker is so he get more and more outtakes of naked 18-20 year olds, shooting them all fucking day….

I’ll post the pics when they happen.

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