Kylie Jenner dressed like a pig, who was dressed like Kim Kardashian, dressed like Christina Aguilera during her “dirty” years….and she took it very fucking seriously, because when you’re a skinny teatox and other social media based businesses vending…and you’ve been thrown into this world at a young age and grew up on it – as a muppet to push low level content, face-tuned filtered faces, becoming the leader of muppet looking women and all their plastic surgeries, who know they will never quite be as plastic and adorned as Kylie….her social media costume for Halloween, the biggest day for Social media people to showcase their vapid, try hard stupidity…even if everyday is Halloween to these idiots…they are zero fucking real, just MEMEs…plastic and uninteresting memes…and it will be interesting to see how this unfolds, if there is ever a social media protest…leaving this monster, all mangled from surgery like some modern frakenstein shit…built off face fillers not dead body parts…but equally spooky…

People are actually talking about this…like it’s a thing….which is ridiculous to me…it’s like a shitty bootleg real doll…I hate this look..

But I guess…it is Halloween and she is a fucking monster…so it works.

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I find it really weird that kids follow Kylie Jenner like she matters. I am an old man who is so detached from the youth, except when I convince a 19 year old to sit on my face, which surprisingly happens more than it probably should…but I never ask them why they are into Kylie Jenner because the girls who sit on my face are normally french white trash who don’t know who Kylie Jenner is and who just want the 50 dollars I promised them…because I understand romance…and romance involves….transactions.

I don’t have much faith in the youth who do follow this creature, or the parents that allow it…since Kylie is barely human, her message is barely positive, her act or personality is as vapid as her sister who trained her and who they’ve decided to do whatever surgeries or injections they can to make her look exactly like..in efforts to carry on the family tradition…despite this one being white…something impossible to see thanks to all the work they’ve put into her….and she looks vile.

I don’t know what anyone would want to look like this, I don’t know any dude who is turned on by this, it looks like a broken down porn chick, at 19…I guess that’s the look….because when I leave my house…so many young girls dress like this, look like this…act like this and it’s just fucking garbage….terrifying…Halloween everyday…doing the monster mash but getting paid by brands….garbage…

I would almost feel sorry for her because you know she’s a puppet – destroyed by her mom, sisters, physically – and definitely mentally, but I don’t care and want them all dead…and all her bullshit angling, that is just a play to market product…her only self worth….I’m sure she’ll either kill herself, or follow dad’s lead and become KYLE JENNER.

Here’s a pretty relevant meme of her…

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Complex used to buy 100,000 clicks from me a month for $1000 dollars, in a deal of a lifetime, because it paid for the servers to run this site, and it allowed them to re-sell my traffic to their advertisers for 10s of thousands of dollars, a strategy used in the media all the time, buying traffic from porn site and torrent sites and other grey market sites that can’t get ads…to boost their numbers that they turn around and sell to advertising….proving that the internet is a fucking scam…a scam Complex played pretty fucking well in their time doing this…

Complex does not buy traffic from me for $1000 dollars a month, so we aren’t homies anymore, but last year they got something like 20 million from HEARST MEDIA….that soon turned into a buy out in partnership with VERIZON…for between 150 million and 250 million dollars…allowing VERIZON and HEARST to target the URBAN or hip hop youth market – because it’s fucking nonsense about selling ads, selling product, selling cellphones, producing content…and there’s little to no room left for the little guy…

So COMPLEX, instead of blacklisting a bitch like Kylie, who is fucking vile, disgusting, a monster with flesh stapled to her….a money grubbing, brat, that is a horrible influence on her following. An overrated monster, even a pig, that sure Black guys and White guys would fuck, because they like this shit…but who they shouldn’t even know exists…because the family…and her…are fucking trash…so seeing her in a shoot…annoys me…because the people who made her…the media…are still perpetuating her to the weak minded people..

But at least we got genius insight like:

“My Lips Have Been an Insecurity All My Life – I Felt Like No One Wanted to Kiss Me”

And at least they got her in latex or photoshopped or whatever the fuck it is…because she’s all fucking cartoony…

This is the fucking worst…people need to stop acknowledging these monsters and their horrible plastic surgery exist..

I guess her family knows how to market her as a junior, fat ass, rough around the edges despite being so doughy…not a fashion model because she’s monster, but pulls it off because of the face injections…and it is the worst…

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Kylie Jenner is such fucking trash…it’s not a fucking mystery to anyone who looks at her pictures that she’s a mangled, modified by modern science, like her dad…and I guess everyone else in her shitty family…to be some bullshit muppet looking garbage…that promotes nothing interesting, positive, enlightening…it doesn’t inspire anyone to get up on higher plane of consciousness…or even to read a book…but rather to be dumb, to speak at basic level, to walk around with weird ego and celebrity, to be celebrated by brands and millions of people…making tons of money to validate their shitty and disgusting existence…

But in the process of being a creature that hardly looks human, but rather like a fat chick with aggressive re-placement of her fat, from GUT to Ass to Tits..to Face…just a fucking frankenstein monster…and even her panties look fucking confuses as to what they are on, and what they are supposed to be doing, and what…it all means…

She posted this nonsense on Saturday, it’s tuesday and has taken me this long to understand what this is…I still don’t have the answer, but I am going with alien.

The only good about dumb girls, perpetuating dumb, by being pantsless, is that other dumb girls with go pantsless also…as I enjoy pantsless pics…even when it is terrifying…perfect for the season…keep doing the monster mash trick.

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Kylie Jenner is the new generation – monster – weirdly shaped Kardashian – who isn’t a Kardashian but who is more ethnic looking than the Kardashians – thanks to whatever the fuck stage parenting her mom she’s probably met 5 times for the sake of their TV show, because the mom is a busy woman…I’m talking about the non-Bruce Jenner mom….leading her to a fucked up place, pawned off to the media, pawned off to the idiot mainstream youth, pawned off to older black men…and pawned off to their plastic surgeon who has done some weirdness to her at 18…or 19…looking like a 40 year old…beat up science experiment…a real life bad instagram filter…and the fact girls aspire to be like this, or that people buy into their media lie – is fucking absurd…almost as absurd as her fat sucked out of her stomach put into her ass body….

Weird.

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Kylie Jenner making dreams come true – for her mom…and probably not herself, but she’s a vapid cunt with a vapid cunt and a really cartoon like body thanks to jacking up her face and waist and ass with sugeries at 18…because that’s the world we live in – and I guess when your older sister is a fucking scam, lie – and your dad can’t even secure a gender…you’re left with misguided ideals…

So at 19, looking 45, with paid paparazzi, cashing in on the most basic formula as a family that doesn’t disappear – because like rats, infesting your basement, they just keep breeding and pestering us….all in a bikini with a clown body…posing like a pro because this is all she knows, like all these Olympians following their Olympian father / it’s lead…only the media whoring way, not the decathalon, that shit’s for fucking losers…while posing like a model – for you fans…that shit’s for easy money and money is everything to those with no souls or substance – who do no good and who perpetuate a lifestyle girls now expect, want and do sex work to get…GODO JOB…we need more hookers…never enough hookers…give me more hookers…

Look, she’s staging photoshoots on the beach of some magazine quality beach on her birthday….on my 19th birthday I was sleeping in a bus station wasted and hoping one of the street punk girls would invite me back to her squat to bang, only when he did, she was on her period and it smelled so bad as she had some satantic experience…. convulsing from the drugs…only for me to sneak out after trying to wash myself with a sink that had no running water…keeping that street kid period on me for a week…and that’s how I spent my 19th birthday…challenging HIV…

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Kylie Jenner paid the paparazzi, or maybe the paparazzi paid Kylie Jenner to let them shoot her birthday bikini party with Tyga and other idiot rich kid brats that other kids seem to idolize because they are dumb and eat anything they are fed thanks to growing up on this shit…and being mindless, chipped and tracked, idiots who think they are free thinkers and creative geniuses, but are really all the fucking same.

It actually impresses me that a girl so ugly, so monstrous, so large that her athletic boyfriend struggles to lift her, maybe her boner is hitting him in a pressure point in his back, or maybe, he’s a pussy…unable to swim…but I guesss that Swimmer who won last night shifted that race sterotype…

But seriously, liposuction, lazy, sloppy, with a flat stomach because she’s 19 and gets the fat re-instated to what looks like a mom ass…all while rocking a troll face…is what leads the youth in their decision making…

This isn’t hot, interesting, inspiring or compelling, but I guess vapid and apathetic is what we’ve become…NEED MORE CLICK BAIT…NEED MORE SMUT…DISTRACT AND DESTROY…

Garbage…

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This family is such fucking garbage…but they are masters of illusion, the David Copperfields of our generation, because they have managed to use some science, make-up, medical procedures and strategic hustle – to convince millions of people that they hot…

Moving fat from her 18 year old gut, to her ass, to make some weirdly shaped non-human human, something her family is into, they are all fucking monsters…

Yet…brands pay them millions and millions of dollars….why can’t brands just say no…cut them off…and move society and humanity forward. I mean it’d make for an interesting scrambling I’d like to see from the family…trying to fix what is broken…but instead – everyone keeps giving them what they want and they continue to give me nothing I want…not with them, or not with all the other young sluts that now look like this…it’s fucked…

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Kylie Jenner is a puppet for her egotistical, materialistic, shameless, whore of a mother – who is living her dreams through the kids that have been shat out of her massive, very fucking massive, it’s gotta be massive vagina…

The kind of woman who attracts trannies and men who kill their wives – while dating a wallet…who can only instil shitty morals and values in her uneducated, vapid, money making garbage kids – who for some reason is “famous” or an “influencer” which is code for bullshit, because bitch doesn’t do anything but hang around, jack up her face by stapling flesh to it, looking 40, all dumpy and porny, which has created a trend that you’ll see if you leave the house of other 18 year olds looking this dumb as fuck…and the whole thing has no value, substance..but shit can move sneakers and lip liner…

She’s in a bikini, because that’s what whores do, and you can’t really blame her for being born into this, and riding what everyone wishes they had, you can only blame her for not killing herself yet….but it may happen, they can’t be this relevant forever…and dealing with that rejection will destroy her…let’s help destroy her…she’s their golden ticket…we need her and her doughy clown vibe eliminated

happy birthday to me

A video posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Aug 10, 2016 at 7:00am PDT

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