I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2016

28

Oct

Kylie Jenner Creeps Me Out of the Day

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I find it really weird that kids follow Kylie Jenner like she matters. I am an old man who is so detached from the youth, except when I convince a 19 year old to sit on my face, which surprisingly happens more than it probably should…but I never ask them why they are into Kylie Jenner because the girls who sit on my face are normally french white trash who don’t know who Kylie Jenner is and who just want the 50 dollars I promised them…because I understand romance…and romance involves….transactions.

I don’t have much faith in the youth who do follow this creature, or the parents that allow it…since Kylie is barely human, her message is barely positive, her act or personality is as vapid as her sister who trained her and who they’ve decided to do whatever surgeries or injections they can to make her look exactly like..in efforts to carry on the family tradition…despite this one being white…something impossible to see thanks to all the work they’ve put into her….and she looks vile.

I don’t know what anyone would want to look like this, I don’t know any dude who is turned on by this, it looks like a broken down porn chick, at 19…I guess that’s the look….because when I leave my house…so many young girls dress like this, look like this…act like this and it’s just fucking garbage….terrifying…Halloween everyday…doing the monster mash but getting paid by brands….garbage…

I would almost feel sorry for her because you know she’s a puppet – destroyed by her mom, sisters, physically – and definitely mentally, but I don’t care and want them all dead…and all her bullshit angling, that is just a play to market product…her only self worth….I’m sure she’ll either kill herself, or follow dad’s lead and become KYLE JENNER.

Here’s a pretty relevant meme of her…

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