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2021

26

Aug

Bella Hadid Bikini of the Day

I want to start this post off by saying something that I’ve said before, I’ve basically said EVERYTHING I can possibly say before, but it’s important in context of this post and that is that I have no standards…

I am that guy who takes one for the team, jumps on the grenade, fucks the underdog cuz the underdog is willing to fuck me, I have seen EVERYTHING you’d find gross, I’ve tasted it…but I am not rich, or famous, or celebrated….I am bottom feeding scum just living my best scumbag life…

SO when I say, Bella Hadid is a disappointment on so many levels….her content is lazy low hanging fruit shameless selfies for attention to show off her body like a basic whore, because ALL girls have the same tactic, even those who have tricked the system and are being celebrated as the leader or benchmark other girls are trying to fucking hit…

Meaning, this ugly bitch, who does have a good body, but who is fucking ugly, even after all her bullshit surgeries, hardly the top notch model they package her as, all thanks to her rich dad buying her covers and press because he’s rich, and the marketing people buying into that because they bought into her sister, and when the sister backed out cuz she didn’t have to be a low level IG model pretending to be a fashion model, they just said “we got this other Hadid”….I mean WHY find NEW girls, when you can use familiar names with familiar followers because they are family…

So…not only is her content cheap as shit….not only is her face fake a shit….not only is she overhyped and over paid…but she’s also keeping her audience lazy by not inspiring them…

It’s like bitch can sell anything, but she’s NOT saying ANYTHING…she’s just doing a slutty selfie like a tinder hook-up…or your wife when she’s ovulating and willing to give you a fuck…so when this kind of thing is celebrated…we have to accept that we are doomed.

There was a time that people did shit, people were edgy, people were interesting with interesting lives, but this era is just fucking medicated on all the anti-depressants, short attention spans, searching that dopamine hit and it’s all pretty fucking lame.

At least she’s being basic in her bikini, I mean to matter.

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