I may not find Bella Hadid hot. I may think her face looks like all those Skeletor memes that are circulating the internet, and not in a good way, but in a her face is fucking hard, edgy and weird.

I may not find Bella Hadid a compelling figure in either modelling and influencing, whether she can sell millions of products to her idiot fans that are plugged into the hive mind control they push on us.

I may not respect her successes or earnings, because I just see her as an Avon Lady that manipulated the algorithm at the right time, thanks to being born in the right shameless and attention seeking family.

I may find her whole streetwear high fashion shit corny and lame and I may hate anyone who thinks it’s still cool, after all these years, if you’re still buying expensive designer made in china shit that’s worth 5 dollars for 1000s of dollars, so you can post it on social media, like it fucking matters, but not enough hate to actually care, just enough to be like, fuck people are lame.

I will still look at her half naked, slutty pics, because she’s skinny, has tits and what the fuck else are we to do with her low hanging fruit content…..imagine if people making all this money said “I’ll do something meaningful with it”…instead they do the easiest thing to get clicks, which is half nakedness, which I guess is meaningful enough to people like me who are married to 300 pound women…they smell horrible..

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I posted some underwear pics of Bella Hadid yesterday, where I outlined how she’s not very hot but I came across this and wanted to reiterate that the world’s top model, top influencer is a hard faced, possibly a lizard person from middle earth, part of the lizard people regime that runs our world and tries to control us through the AI systems, TV and internet that they run……

This looks like a serpent tongue is about to whip out of her mouth to catch some insects that they are currently trying to normalize and make idiots who are in their trap try to eat.

She’s just so obviously an imposter to the panty world but at least she’s not a fatty, those ones are worse.

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The most amazing thing about this email is not the fact that Bella Hadid is half naked, she’s been half naked, old news, unless it’s a dildo grip campaign, what we….it is not that she is being paid by a brand, likely more than you’ll make in your life, for one simple campaign…but that is pretty amazing when you factor in how hot or not hot or how interesting or not interesting she is….it is not the fact that she’s smiling to show some personality….the most amazing thing about this shoot is that she can smile, you’d think with a face that looks that plastic, it’s be an impossible feat…but I guess when you put your mind to something; or when you have rich fame whore parents, you can be anything and do anything you visualize for yourself…oh the other amazing thing about this shoot…titties!!!

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Bella Hadid must be feeling a little insecure, you know the ugly sister, raised as the ugly sister, coddled for being the ugly sister, told she was beautiful, even though she knew she was being lied to, is something a girl who worked a smoothie shop before the internet decided she was a top model carries with her.

Sure, she’s far hotter than Gigi now, but that’s not saying much since Gigi’s been through some shit in her pregnancy, with her face, but that childhood trauma is something a bitch carries around.

I assume she’s trying to generate some attention around herself, showing her awesome life surrounded by mooches who only care about her because she’s rich and famous, so in doing that she does this high concept bullshit selfie shit…..that seems to be a desperate cry for attention because she knows she’s a fraud….and not as hot as they say she is, or as hot as her paychecks from these companies say she is….

So like other insecure girls of the internet, she takes it upon herself to show tits and ass to give boners, to mask for their sadness in their soul, like exhibitionists who don’t realize that life is better when you throw the phone away and move to the mom’s farm and take on things like knitting, or feeding the animals…..

Sure, get the money when you can, but trying to bring us into her behind the scenes life to be compelling is boring, unless it’s with masturbation videos, otherwise bike shorts and no bras don’t really cut it for anyone who can see this look at walmart…on hotter asses and tits….depending on where you live…..because Hadid’s really not that hot but like all non hots, whore behavior makes them hotter, so we’ll take it.

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Bella Hadid, like SWIM WEEK IN MIAMI, is a nice reminder that people have low standards, people don’t have a fucking casting couch in their heads when accepting these models or influencers as models or influencers, even though they should, and they’ll let anything surface to the top…

Isn’t there an expression about the cream rising to the top, well, if you let your cream rise outside, you’ll probably end up with a few maggots, bugs or undesireables floating on it’s thicker consistency….meaning that cream does surface to the top by insects cling to that shit and confuse themselves for the cream……rigt…

I get it from all perspectives, I just prefer when the people celebrated are actually hot chicks, not monsters who act like they are hot.

It’s one of those ugly girls try harder to be hot chicks, one of those brands are lazy and just pay people who are popular, one of those people think follower count is what matters because everything is a direct to consumer hustle….but Victoria’s Secret was as direct to consumer hustle and they bought ALL the hottest chicks around, they had standards, and these hot chicks would fight to get it, now every brand just hands anyone who can convert a sale a deal and we, as the spectator are stuck with supbar talent being presented as top tier talent and that just skews everything into the gutter, lowers the bar, and makes for a depressing world filled with shit, which is why you should get off the internet, unless you’re getting off on the internet, in which case, you may see her nipples for attention, because we know she knows she’s an imposter who doesn’t live up to any of the hype.

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Here’s one of those Bella Hadid troll looking bitch that has been packaged as unique looking top model all because she pushes sales for the people who hire her…She’s part of the culture, relevant, and thus important to pretend is a super model, even though it’s a whole new era and that old celebrity shit no longer exists, it’s now strictly just a bunch of try hards succeeding at trying hard in ways that may be empty, but pay well and for a rich kid, probably give her purpose.

She’s wearing a Disney Princess looking LARPING dress you’d expect on a fat nerdy chick at the Medieval Faire grounds on her perch as nerds have sword fights with weapons crafted from pool noodles….

My original caption was “JUMP”…..I figure less is more and I always over write these posts no one reads…but I figured no one would understand what I meant by “Jump”…even though it’s pretty straight forward…..do it for HUMANITY…..girl.

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Bella Hadid is an overrated instagram model because she was a rich kid sitting at the right table. They were able to position her otherwise ugly traits as a unique look that should be celebrated, all because she converted sales, which is what they like, from being that instagram model.

So what probably felt ugly all her life, so much that she’s got surgeries, face modifications, and probably has an eating disorder….some old fashioned anorexia, which is the best part about her story….I mean imagine if she was a LENA DUNHAM rich and entitled monster who can convert sales, without giving a fuck about how vile she looks, instead packaging it as the new new….

So when postured like that, THANK FUCKING GOD for Bella Hadid, her skinny legs and ass are hot, even if she is not….but compared to other rich kids who could have bought the same career…..she’s top notch..

So that’s why you should jerk off to that thonged ass…not featuring enough asshole sure, but still a thong….on thong thursday……

There’s some other pics, just a round-up of Hadid…..and no, I don’t know what a thong dong is….I am just an idiot.

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The only funny thing about these Bella Hadid holding her titty pics is that she looks terrifying to me. All hard edged face, skinny, with titty, but but necessarily in a great way….

So despite being a high budget production that likely includes a bunch of industry leaders in hair and make-up, art direction, styling, photography, post production, video, since Balla Hadid is an expensive person to hire, they don’t cheap out…..this is the absolute best she will EVER look because you just don’t have that kind of support in her day to day life, this is work mode, clean up nice mode, not wake up from a 14 hour jet lag nap mode…and it’s still not that hot…

So the top Avon Lady to the stars or for the fashion brands, not some suburban shite like Avon, just the same concept….

They have decided she’s luxury and fashion and style and not just some low hanging fruit influencer who pushes products because in order for the lie to work, they all need to be in on it….

They want sales, she wants credibility as bing more than just a rich kid, her fanbase wants to buy shit because they have disposable income from onlyfans, cam girling, being rich kids too…..

So let’s pretend she’s a model in order to drive those dollars, but it’d be nicer if she was hotter.

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I have called Bella Hadid a hilarious viral troll, or viral scam, or viral gag, for as long as she’s existed…

It’s not to say I wouldn’t cum up inside her given the opportunity to, that is a given for basically every girl I post on here, I’m a simple man.

If anyone reads my distain for the celebrity, or the hate for their hype as me not being willing to fuck me, they haven’t seen the various piles of shit I’ve stuck my dick in over the decades.

I just hit it analytically, and in Bella Hadid’s case, even before the bulk of her injections, I thought “Gigi Hadid’s got an ugly sister who clings on, because what else is she to do, work at a Smoothie Bar in Malibu?”…..

I’ve never believed in the hype of an instagrammer being positioned as a top model because the instragrammer can push product, which brands like…allowing them to totally bastardize the concept of a model…taking it from a pure “she’s got the look we need because she’s stunning”…..to “bitch can sell product, even if she looks like a foot”..

THE POINT IS, IN THIS SHOOT, whatever Bella’s been doing, whether it’s hard drugs, starvation, or ending the fillers, her hallowed out cheeks and hard features look like the monster under the bed in a horror movie, which isn’t really the look you want from a top model or a girl they tell you is a top model cuz they are in on the lie.

I don’t know what this is for.

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