This is the kind of Calendar I would get just to inspire me to kill myself every day of 2020…
You know, Calendars are a dated concept, and a HORRIBLE fucking gift….because I have a fucking computer and a phone and I don’t need your tree killing shit to hang up in my garage like I care about what date it is…when every day is basically the same fucking pile of misery….but I figure if 2020 is the year you want to kill yourself, this is the best way to do it…fucking stick it above your bed or in your shower and cross off every day looking at these scamming, unattractive, rich cunts who trolled pop culture into thinking they matter, while reminding yourself that this is the world we live in and it’s miserable…and if you’re not suicidal, because like me you find living LOLz cuz everyone is so ridiculous and nothing matters….gift it to someone who is suicidal….or who you hope is suicidal cuz you don’t like them but know they don’t like themselves…because it may inspire them to kill themselves too…cuz that’s how shit Kendall and Cara are…the kind of shit that make people think they’d rather be dead than live in a world that celebrates them.
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