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2020

05

Feb

Hailey Baldwin Bikini of the Day

Hailey Baldwin figured out the formula. After years of whoring herself out to the Kardashian / Jenners and Hadids. You know trying her best to get on their level of relevance while always being the third tier one that was ignored. The one who would get the occasional brand deal for her instagram modelling career, but for the most part would lose out to the others, so she’d just be the tag along, who would just go around for free, growing her followers, but she was in fact the one who needed the money the most. She’s Stephen Baldwin’s kid and that dude’s a fail…not just because he raised her to be a weirdo christian due to his addiction recovery….despite her being a half naked whore on social media which I don’t think is very Christian at all….but either way…there were struggles for her.

All that went out the window when she married Bieber, who recently reported that he was a heavy drug addict, making it easy for the girl he de-virginized when she was underage to move in on him. You know to help him get rid of Selena Gomez and to give her a platform to launch that “celebrity” she tried so hard to get, only to realize the strategy for her to become a false idol was right in front of her….marry someone super famous and matter.

What the fuck is the media asking her…..I can only imagine the fluffy nonsense that she spews in interviews. Like “I decided not to go to college to travel with the Jenner’s and Hadids to grow my Insta”….”God was on my side when I was able to rope Bieber in, Go God”….bitch literally does NOTHING and has no reason to be talked about, but the media is bored.

Luckily for her, Bieber has no pre-nup with her, she’s set for life, at least better off now than relying on Stephen Baldwin’s trust fund….and the media is loving her finally, getting her in magazines like ELLE, finally going viral the way she always dreamed while she wasn’t reading her bible and ignoring her bible…because why bother being a good person of the church when you can be a vapid celebrity cunt….literally…she’s the cunt…a vapid celebrity fucks….

Hot bikini body though.

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