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2020

05

Feb

Charli XCX Bikini of the Day

Charli XCX Bikini

Charli XCX is some doughy bitch who doesn’t look all that bad in her bikini, but in the start of her career as a pop star trying to make it in the USA, since she’s from the UK.

She started out as a leotard wearing, bikini wearing, tits out because she was all about her tits to market herself and that was cool…but I still don’t know any of her songs.

As we know with fat tits, the rest of the bitch usually follows suit and gets fat too, but this beach isn’t about to face some kind of Tsunami with her jumping in, she doesn’t look all that bad.

What you need to know about Charli XCX is basically nothing, she’s barely relevant. She’s not really a popstar as mch as she’s someone trying to be one and when tits are involved that’s ok.

I guess she’s got a new album, she’s touring, and this may be her year…which means more Charli XCX titty…not that that’s exciting…but it’s something…not really something substantial…but better than if she was some fat chick crying for obesity empowerment….keep the obesity in your bra fatty.

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