I don’t hate Charlotte McKinney, I am just disappointed in her.

She was the big titty Florida model with Bahamian citizenship so that she was born tax free, but that’s not why I am disappointed in her….

I am disappointed in her because she’s had these awesome tits on her small frame that helped make her famous all those years ago in the first round of Instagram fame. She was able to take that to LA and get cast on a TV show and leave the whole FLORIDA thing behind. Playing up the tits like the Carl’s Jr ad she was in until she got where she wanted to go….then decided….NO MORE TITS FOR YOU.

She is basically the mom who stops breast feeding the baby when the postpartum depression hits, and we’re the fuckers being starved out from it.

So I don’t hate Charlotte McKinney, I just don’t know where 5-8 years of titty content went when she was trying to figure out her brand.

I am glad that she’s come to her senses, is back in Florida, back on the beach, back to using the tits she was blessed with, rather than shunning them like they were not worthy of the celebrity and attention they were getting.

Keep Charlotte McKinney’s tits great or at least in steady stream of content!

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Charlotte McKinney is the identity crisis with big tits….because she got her start going viral for having big tits, only to get on TV shows from going viral for having big tits, but deciding that catering to the audience that is into big tits was not for her, so she instead chose to do content that didn’t involve her big tits, whether that was her take on fashion or fitness or whatever these girls do to try to get the chick followers and the ad dollars.

She left the low hanging onlyfans style titty glamour modeling…where she would have got paid heavy…which is confusing….stick to what you know or what you are good at or using the tits..

Anyway, she seems to be back, doing some form of a bikini content with a shirt on like an orthodox….or muslim….all wholesome and models in the bikini modelling but at least it’s a step in the right direction.

BRING BACK THE TITS.

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I never really used to find Charlotte Mckinney all that hot, I mean a skinny blonde with big natural tits is always hot, but I just never looked at her and thought she was anything beyond a host body with tits that wet viral on social media and opened doors for her….like the gentleman that the internet is….until realizing he’s abducting you and trying to eat your soul…THE ALGORITHM MAN….it’s after us…

Anyway, in these pics, that are’t life changing, she looks TOP fucking notch, so I don’t know where she’s been hiding, what she’s been up to the last few years of forgetting she existed because that Carl’s Jr Ad was a decade ago….

But, as it turns out, she’s fucking hot and you should start jerking off to her again, we call this the second wind….

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Charlotte McKinney may be the forgotten titties from Instagram, but I guess she’s bringing us a labor day reminder that she’s still around, getting paid time and a half, pulling her shorts down, so you know that there’s more to her than just tits, and I think this is a wonderful way to end the day since I am not doing links today…

There’s something magical about huge sloppy tits on a skinny girl…real magical….a reminder that life is worth living, even if everything is fucking crazy!! TITS are grounding. The only therapy you need.

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Charlotte McKinney hasn’t really been that relevant, or that viral in the last few years, but she’s still under 30 years old, her big titties on her small frame still exist, and for whatever reasons, she’s been starting to put some effort in, because I’ve seen her bikini body in the paparazzi in Florida, I’ve seen her bikini body on her instagram at her family home in the bahamas and there was a period of at least a year where that didn’t hapepn….so I welcome the return of the big tits on the small frame…it’s the best way to be gifted big tits and when you see all the other big tits that have got famous for being big tits…like Kate Upton….Charlotte McKinney is better…so give her what she fucking deserves…

I don’t know what these pics are of, but I do know she’s skinn, big tits, doing some 90s vibes and I like it.

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Charlotte McKinney is the Florida based titty model, who did shit like Carl’s Jr and some Reality TV that needed eye candy and felt that a social media girl was enough of a star to dance with stars, producers are perverts….you know MISOGYNISTS only there for the tits…

Somewhere along the way, Charlotte decided that she didn’t want to be a titty model and has been trying to pivot her strategy in what I would consider a boring way, in an attempt to target women.

Which I guess means she’s forgot that her core audience is dudes, who think she’s great, because of the tits on a skinny body….and I always think that’s a fail…

It’s challenging for people to get to that million followers on social media, I mean besides paying for it, or getting fake robot followers….and the easy way to do it is titties, but with titties come lame dude audience, but if that’s your audience you built, you should continue to speak to them, instead of act too good for them…THEY ARE YOUR BASE.

It’s not like any of these careers have much longevity, they all end up over and done with, so when you have the attention of people, fucking give them what they want….and Charlotte Hasn’t Been Doing That….she’s been too cool for those pervert losers begging for titties, maybe even grossed out by them….BUT she created that audience, you can’t hate on those you lured in with your tits.

Luckily, for the fans of her big tits, she’s getting back out there in a bikini, it’s not like she’s got anything better to do…

The point of all this is to say if you’re a titty model, you make your career off being a titty model, don’t self destruct and start doing make-up tutorials, unless those make-up tutorials involve titties…because the people who care, won’t care, and the people you want to care, won’t care…so you’ll be left alone in a corner rocking back and forth wondering where it all went wrong….which was somewhere between Stephen Dorf’s penis and forgetting you’re a titty model.

That’s my business tip, I should get hired at the local college to give seminars on this shit.

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She also did a nude shoot…that is being passed around….

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Big titty Charlotte McKinney, who went viral for being a fake Guess? girl back when she lived in Florida, which for whatever reason got her on Dancing with the Stars, and because of that she’s now rockin’ a solid 1.5 million follower on instagram, which is actually not even that much considering the hype her big titties on her small frame have got her over the years, but I guess she started going for the higher end female crowd, turning her back on the perverted dudes who were just there for her tits, because some girls start an only fans for their eager horny audience while others hate that annoying thirsty dude audience constantly saying “show me your tits”…or “I want to fuck that”….or “I wouldn’t kick that out of bed for eating crackers”…or whatever the virgins of instagram are commenting on babe content like the incel fucks they are…but regardless of her content strategy, she’s still got great big tits on a small frame and that’s a good thing.

As it turns out, she’s at the airport and posted this IG story that I wanted to repost because it’s hilarious.

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Big titty Charlotte McKinney is finally out in a bikini top….showing off what got her on Dancing with the Stars when Dancing with the Stars were scrambling to figure out how to get the younger audience to watch their shitty show, only to realize that casting “influeners’ that most people don’t give a fuck about, despite their big tits, wasn’t the fucking answer…so they have fired the host and brought on Tyra Banks in their most recent attempt of “we don’t know what the fuck we are doing despite our huge budgets, this internet thing that is actually super easy to manipulate, just isn’t something we are able to manipulate”….

Point being, never has there been a titty model, who only had following thanks to being early to show off her big tits on instagram, decide she’s above showing off her tits, because she wants to be a legit model or personality, maybe even an actor or something…and not just a set of tits, even though if she had embraced being a titty model that people are only into for her tits and had fun with it, instead of turn her back on it, she’d be 100 times further ahead than where she is….it’s like don’t alienate your audience if you have an audience, even though I’d alienate my audience if I had an audience, but I’m not here trying to get relevant…I’m the kind of guy who thinks it is funny when I used to offend my followers enough lose them…back when I had a twitter before they deleted me..but you get what I am saying…USE THE TITS, they are Nature’s insurance policy that you’ll be OK.

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This Charlotte McKinney topless pic from what I assume from a magazine photoshoot is doing the rounds because the internet likes to recycle stories, or likes to re-purpose celebrity nudes, not that Charlotte McKinney is an official celebrity, but she’s not being the titty influencer she was when she got her start, meaning she used the big tits to get where she wanted to go and when she got where she wanted to go, she stopped using the big tits to get to the next place….it’s a tragic thing, like if a dude with a big dick knew he was only appreciated for having a big dick, he’d maybe want to cut off his dick and scream “THIS IS THE REAL ME”…or “LOVE ME FOR ME”….only dick analogies are pretty queer, I just couldn’t think of a similar reference of a woman having what other women think they want or pay to get, not using what she’s got to stay relevant….forcing the fans to dig through the archives to relive Charlotte McKinney….at her prime…despite not even being 30 year!

I wonder what her ex boyfriend Stephen Dorf has to say about all of this….

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Stephen Dorf’s ex girlfriend, or at least one of his ex girlfriends, because that dude has fucked everyone and likely has a scarred up dick to prove it, is a girl you may know as Charlotte McKinney.

She went viral for having massive tits a bunch of years ago when having massive tits was all you needed as a marketable skill…which I guess hasn’t officially changed…big tits get famous every day.

She was on Dancing with the Stars before being a star, because her only marketable skill was her tits, and she’s made a lot of money off her tits, like a stripper, only not a stripper because her family are Jewelers in the Bahamas…a tax haven for those of you who don’t know…which means a great place to be a jeweler.

She hasn’t been out there, we haven’t seen her in action for a while now. I like to think it is because none of these girls like to admit that 90 percent of their audience is creepy dudes waiting for the tit pics, so they do other content like cooking shows, or whatever the fuck it is they do, instead of embracing the “they are only here for my tits, my only marketable talent, my tits”….because they have egos and need to be MORE than just tits…even though they’ll forever be just tis.

So it’s nice to see her back in the bikini, the way she started, probably in her 30s now, because it’s been at least 5 years of making money off the tits, and 2 years of pretending she’s more than just tits….

We are fans of people getting back to their true calling, back on their true path….

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