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2016

24

May

Charlotte McKinney Pays the Paparazzi To Get Gas With Her of the Day

Charlotte McKinney may be a rich girl from Florida who managed to network her way into rich guys who got her jobs using really strategic tools like her massive natural tits….

America loves tits, she is tits, and she speaks to the trashy wasteland that is the majority of America…the Energy drinking…pick-up driving Americans…the same people that created things like Honey Boo Boo and the Jersey shore and Farrah Abraham….Hooters and bootleg versions of hooters you’d expect McKInney to work at since she’s not that hot but has huge tits in a society built on celebrating tits…so Florida big titty trash is what you people fucking love…

This is the American dream..and it’s out there calling the paparazzi and posing while she gasses up in Yoga looking poses, because it gets her attention she needs to sustain her tits being famous…in a world where tits are endangered because tits are hated by feminists unless they are on fat chicks…and they decided that tits being the sole reason girls get paid…is bad – even though we can all agree it’s great…just the girl they are attached to isn’t…

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2016

12

May

Charlotte McKinney Butt Not Tit Flash of the Day

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When you’re desperate as fuck to stay relevant – this is what you do…

You flash your panties to the paparazzi you called and hope people like you and me – care enough to stare….

And seeing as we are pathetic as fuck…we do…

We are as basic as she is. We are the only ones to blame. All it took was some HUGE tits…and nothing else mattered..

I don’t care about integrity, passion, her talents…her ability to navigate the social scene, her sense of humor…her hard, busted down, broken down face…her white trash look…

I just care about the tits..but that’s probably why she’s showing her ass on purpose..it’s like “give my ass attention too”…”I am not just tits”…”I am also an ass”…LOOK! LOOK! LOOOOOk!

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2016

11

May

Charlotte McKinney for Tony Kelly of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is garbage…

Tony Kelly is a fun Irish photographer who used to shoot for Playboy and other men’s magazines…

Combine the two and you have this….high concept, low concept, comedic concept, concept, involving naked garbage…that should be working in porn – or HOOTERS back in Florida…but is instead being taken seriously for her tits thanks to being a tit obsessed nation that no matter what progress the feminists think they are making – will always be tit obsessed…even when looking at her ass – because we are thinking “where are the tits?”

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2016

10

May

Charlotte McKinney’s In a Bikini of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is a set of tits….

That’s it…that’s all…just tits…on a host body…that’s not even that great..but those tits…are tits…and because they are tits…they have gone viral, are celebrated and booking jobs….in what we can assume means hollywood movies like Baywatch and shows like Dancing with the Stars are misogynists who only value a woman for her tits…since that’s all Charlotte McKinney is…yet she still exists in the media…

Down with the Partriarchy…

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2016

06

May

Charlotte McKinney’s See Through Nipples of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is not just a average face on a set of huge real tits…that doesn’t matter but that some blogs like to talk about because tits are great…

But she also has nipples…for not, before she ends up getting breast cancer, when fate or karma comes back at her for exploiting them tits for evil…money, rich people, etc….

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2016

05

May

Charlotte McKinney Feet of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is still really popular with the guys who like average faced girls because they are relatable….not that you notice her average face, or her average face even matters, thanks to ridiculously massive natural tits…that aren’t relatable at all and that you know she only uses on guys who have money or can advance her career – making her totally unrelatable…but still cheesy as fuck, like a Florida bottle service waitress…but not South Beach or even Miami…we’re talking some middle of state venue filled with white bros with golf shirts….

I guess what I am saying is TO SEE PICS OF HER IN A GOLD DRESS THAT PEOPLE ARE FREAKING OUT ABOUT CLICK HERE

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And I’m just using her foot fetish pic for the perverts to bring those titty pics back up…because people fucking love her…TO SEE PICS OF HER IN A GOLD DRESS THAT PEOPLE ARE FREAKING OUT ABOUT CLICK HERE

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2016

02

May

Charlotte McKinney Instagram Tit of the DAy

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Charlotte McKinney is still impressive to me. In this “safe space” feminist world who are “down with the patriarchy”…I am amazed that some average looking girl with massive fucking tits, was able to go mainstream and get on TV and in movies, despite being talentless and uninteresting besides from her big fucking tits…

It’s like the Patriarchy is still in charge of things, despite all the fucking whining all these asshole feminists and social justice internet warriors don’t shut up about…but maybe it is just because they don’t know how to actual protest effectively…they just focus on their “trigger warnings”…and other nonsense…allowing some big tits to get through the woodwork…that must make them mad…

But one could argue Charlotte McKinney is a feminist, empowered by her hormonal anomaly and monetizing it…she just knows nothing about that…she just knows how to pull out them tits…

At least this failed Hooter girl, straight from Florida has figured that out..because we like tits…especially when they are all a girl has going for them, it reminds us of a good time, a simpler time, when all women were only as valuable as their tits.

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2016

19

Apr

Charlotte McKinney with Legs and Shorts of the Day

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The only thing fascinating about Charlotte McKinney, is that in this feminist driven, genderless world of social justice warriors, she was able to break through the fat chicks and lesbian looking girls who people were celebrating, and make it as a famous instagram model…all because she has big fat natural tits…

She didn’t need a beautiful face, or talent, or anything compelling…all she needed was tits on her small frame….to convince the Dancing with the Stars people she probably met at a party, that she was in fact a star…

I think it’s refreshing that a girl no one ever really cared or knew, who never did any TV or even modeling campaigns, who didn’t even have a huge instagram following, and if she did it was probably fake…can get on TV all because of the tits.

It is nice to know that we are still a gang of fucking perverts, who can appreciate a girl for what matters…her tits…

Tits, that have since landed her a role in the Baywatch movie.

Tits, that no one even cared about a month after Dancing with the Stars ended.

Tits, that have done very little more than be just tits…

Tits, that she’s trying to subdue, and even hide, to remind you that she’s more than just tits…

No, she hasn’t launched a charity, or published a book on tricking producers with tits that you matter, and how it’s affected her life as an objectified creature.

She hasn’t even done the “My eyes are up here” that big tits my whole life have been telling me as I stare at them..

She has instead decided to say “I have an ass too. Give it some attention too. It’s in Baywatch the Next Generation co-starring with the tits you know”….

The amazing thing in all this is that she doesn’t still work at a South Florida HOOTERS….

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2016

18

Apr

Charlotte McKinney and Izabel Goulart Bring Social Presence to Baywatch the Recycled Years of the Day

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I heard that Charlotte McKinney was in Baywatch last week, but the people at Baywatch felt like the best way to launch this information that I didn’t care about when I heard it, was to have THE ROCK post a selfie of the their attempt to include social media girls that people talk about on his social media – for his fans to get excited about the already terrible idea of a movie…

When they were casting the movie, I thought McKinney was going to be the choice for the Kelly Rohrbach character, not because she can act, but because they don’t need a bitch to know how to act to be in this movie…I was actually surprised when they didn’t cast her and I’m sure I’ve written about it while laughing at their Behind the Scenes paparazzi pics..and I’d say they answered my prayers or predictions, even though if they really wanted to answer my prayers, they’d blow up the set and put an end to this nonsense…

Sure, it’s the most overhyped movie in the “men’s market”…because people in the “men’s market”…still remember jerking off to Baywatch…the younger generation doesn’t give a fuck about Baywatch, they aren’t in the “men’s market”…but rather the “gender ambiguous” market…filled with girls into gangbangs and getting naked for fake photoshoots in their hometown who they meet off tinder..

Making shows like Baywatch totally fucking obsolete…

So the producers, probably out of touch nerdy dudes who put this together, don’t realize that no one gives a fuck about a new Baywatch, there’s this thing called internet and social media that feeds us babes in bikinis…without the bad acting, story and nostalgia..

This movie NEEDS to fail, bomb hard, because the only thing good about it is in the form for the bathing suits you’ve already seen thanks to staged paparazzi…and I can’t imagine a barely “it girl” from last year will fill up movie seats…

I am going to do everything in my power to wait for this to hit Netflix…..and I hope the rest of the world follows my fucking lead…Let these assholes spend their money stupidly bringing back dog shit shows…don’t give them money back for their shitty attempts…at hype….they should have hired me to write, direct and market this garbage…

Here she is in a bikini – probably at Coachella…

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I guess they brought Izabel Goulart to train Kelly Rohrbach on set…because Goulart is Fit as Fuck…

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2016

08

Mar

Charlotte McKinney for Gosee Magazine of the Day

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America is a trashy wasteland that created things like Honey Boo Boo and the Jersey shore…so Florida big titty trash is what you people fucking love…it’s the whole basis of Hooters…the American dream…but what amazes me is that you can’t see past the tits to see the manly monster face behind it…

She was famous before being famous and is still not famous but is famous, which I know doesn’t make sense, but she did Dancing With the Stars without any star, and has since done countless tit photoshoots…and is still not famous, but has been on TV which still makes her famous enough…but still a fucking beat up nobody with huge tits….and huge tits in America is all that matters….

So here’s a trashy shoot with her, because every shoot with her is trashy, but these actual pics are fucking garbage, on some paparazzi looking caliber photoshoot..but that’s the best she’s got…

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