Anyone who knows anything about the paparazzi, know that these girls call freelance photographers who work for the photo agencies, they meet up, shake hands, then do the cheesiest fucking poses in as slutty a way as possible – hoping all the blogs that are basic, starved for content, looking for babe content will post them….

It’s really the only reason a girl like Charlotte McKinney has a career, or is known, or gets featured on anything. She hustles.

I don’t know if she’s the first nobody to book a show called “dancing with the stars”, but she wasn’t a star when she booked the show called “dancing with the stars”…and she sure as fuck isn’t one now…

But her tits, have got her noticed, have been milked and probably also covered in a lot of cum throughout her 5 minutes of fame…which is saying a lot, because her face makes me think she was destined to be a Florida cocktail waitress but instead…she’s doing deep stretches on the beach for the paparazzi like she’s Jacki Onasis or some shit, only far more ghetto, thirsty, pathetic….and BUSTY…busty is what matters…even though she’s trying to show off her ass…

What a joke..a joke that works…because tits get hits…

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Charlotte McKinney known for her tits, and I use the word “known” pretty fucking lightly, since she’s a virtual nobody who got on TV like she was a somebody, because I guess she met the right guy with the right connections at some Florida club one night, who probably promised to get her on TV, hoping to get laid, and she called him out on it…forcing him to figure out a way to market her as more than tits that at the time were barely known on instagram..

She’s got the face of a Florida Hooters girl who has seen one too many bad sun burns, she’s got a good enough body, and tits in America still get you work, but like a comedic actress, without being a comedic actress, she wants you to see she’s got more diverse range than just her one trick tits…she’s also got an ass.

Fascinating…

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Charlotte McKInney is a huge fucking stat and people like her…at least that’s what she keeps telling herself as she looks in the mirror at her questionable Florida trash face that she knows under different circumstances would be a bottle service girl on the Fort Lauderdale strip, you know either hooters or that other one that girls Flash their tits from because that’s just what Florida brings out in people..I blame the toxins from the Ocean water in the air…

I guess to support those affirmations in the mirror, getting a ton of fucking likes for pics like this can help delusions blossom that people actually like her or think she’s hot because they interracted with a topless fucking pic…

I posted her GQ Mexico, because she’s bootleg the other day, here they are again…because help this bottom feeder – bottom feed – it’s not like she’s got that solid a window of opportunity ahead of her…

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Hooter’s Girl who Never Was…because she has a tax evading Bahamas based father who raised her in Florida…and gave her bigger trashy girl dreams than working at Hooters…like being a model, or being on TV, and I guess it worked out for her…even though she has the face of a cocktail waitress and not a model or celebrity…but she does have tits, and she is proof that all it takes is tits, to get ahead…as long as you hang out in the right places, with the right connected rich dudes, who feel like the world should share your tits…

You see Charlotte McKinney not a star despite being on Dancing With the Stars…she’s done under 10 campaigns…..before being on TV, in fact I think she did one Superbowl ad…and has since fizzled out but as long as the tits aren’t deflated….she’ll get work…like this cultural appropriation in a shitty photoshoot for GQ Mexico…as America GQ is too busy for such last weeks kitchen garbage and are onto the next famewhore navigating social media like a champ with her tits…trash..

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Charlotte McKInney is making moves now that no one cares about her…

THE COVER OF GQ MEXICO…you know tap into that massive market that isn’t even a long flight to go to events and work there…when the people of Mexico fall into her big tits and American look…thinking how typical and boring it is…straight from the white streets of trashy even when you’re rich Florida…

I will argue that no one cares about her even after these moves…but they do include big tits in a see through shirt…and that’s a fetish…so that alone makes her matter enough…

I just wish people cared enough to go mental at this Cultural Appropriation, where are the college kids to fight for the rights of Geisha girls…you know if she was in a indian head dress they’d go nuts, even though three years ago they were rocking the Indian DOT at Coachella..fucking idiots..

Bootleg Kate Upton who is already bootleg…

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Charlotte McKInney is making moves now that no one cares about her…and I will argue that no one cares about her even after these moves…but they do include big tits in a see through shirt…and that’s a fetish…so that alone makes her matter enough…

No one cared about her before she was in Dancing With the Stars, no one cared about her when she was on Dancing with the Stars, husbands forced to watch it were thinking “hey I’ll watch this show with you with less complaints thanks to tits”….but when not being a star to begin with – even that isn’t enough to keep her in the that limelight she craved so hard….and now she’s trying to keep it going…

By showing off as much tit as she can…without being called a whore, even though we know she’s a whore..just look at her body (of work)…she’s pretty much painted a clear picture….when really she should be painting her face…to look like someone else…because tits or not, she’s ugly..

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The shock of the year is that the low level producers who are re-doing Baywatch, didn’t low level produce the new Baywatch the way I thought they would by casting internet sensation, who has huge tits, Charlotte McKInney…as the Pam Anderson part. I guess she didn’t fuck Leonardo DiCaprio enough…

But the good news is that Charlotte McKInney still has her massive tits, that distract from her boring, rich Florida Trash face….because if breast cancer hit her…it’d all be over for her…so at least she’s got that going for her..IT’S WORKED OUT FOR HER SO FAR..

Here are some of her instagram pics…

Here are her silly clown tits…

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I’ve give Charlotte McKinney credit where credit is deserved….she does have massive tits, and she has been very good at using the strategically to get ahead. Whatever that means, or entails,

Her life is a Christmas Miracle, well, really her tits are, her life is a series of strategic things she’s properly executed with those tits, like getting on TV and making herself household, far better than all her big titty florida trash friends who still work as cocktail waitresses and fuck black drug dealers…or worse…white middle managers…in khakis at the golf course…which if you’ve been to florida, you know those frat bros are all over the motherfucker…

Either way, this may not be a real Christmas themed video or a Christmas miracle…or really anything but big tits on the beach…but at least the tits distract from that krampus face…

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by LiCeK

Charlotte McKinney is some rich kid from Florida, because there are rich people in Florida, especailly when they are from tax evading jewelry selling families legally based out of the Bahamas…

Instead of just sticking to south Florida tanning her really stupidly large tits, or working as a bottle service girl, because despite being rich, sometimes it’s fun to make your own money, and who knows who you’ll meet….she decided to fuck the casting director of Dancing with the Stars, who put her in a Guess ad, to justify dancing with the stars, and now she’s the big tits from Dancing with the Stars…

Low level dreams can come true…so long as you have huge tits..

I don’t know what this magazine is, but check out these clown tits…i want to juggle…with my mouth…even though I hate her…

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