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2015

25

Jun

Charlotte McKinney’s Huge Tits and Shitty Face in MensHealth of the Day

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This is the cheesiest shoot I’ve seen in a long time…it’s for Men’s Health magazine, not necessarily a magazine known for their artistic creative direction, you know it’s not the Vogue for men, where you’d expect anything deeper or more interesting than a girl in a bikini, that they throw some Dollar Tree props at to distract from her average face, you know figuring people only care about her tits, cuz the rest of her is pretty broken down, so put her in a bikini, it’s good enough….

I’ve seen better concepts on instagram with nobodies, which Charlotte McKinney is, an instagram nobody, who just scammed her way on TV, and will fade out into obscurity, but not before bedding the right rich guy who love big nobody tits…

I’m not a fan of Florida trash, rich or not…I’m also not a fan of a girl getting on TV, without paying any dues, other than fucking the right exec or his friend…

Charlotte McKinney makes no sense, and either do these pics..

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2015

22

Jun

Charlotte Mckinney in Galore of the Day

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Charlotte Mckinney is possibly a rich girl from Florida, but is still trashy as fuck, because even when you’re rich from Florida, you’re still traashy as fuck, it’s a certain big titty, cheesy bikini body, cheesy hair that no matter how expensive your ocean front house is, you’re still a pile of white trash shit..who in Charlotte McKinney’s case ended up on TV, a show called Dancing with the Stars, when the only star she has anything to do with is, is likely one she fucked who got her into the right circle to end up on TV, since famous people will fuck any big breasted model they can find…and I guess so would I…if my penis worked as was more of a D than a V…but even if it didn’t I can use my face…

I guess what I am trying to say is that even in Black and White, the instagram filter to make things look artistic and well thought out, this girl is still a broken down face who should work at some inland hooters…

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2015

17

Jun

Charlotte McKinney for Venice Magazine of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is some Florida trash that should be working at an inland bootleg hooters, you know not even the original hooters, but some red neck rendition of it, that includes more blowjobs with your WINGS, because that’s just the kind of look she has…but in her defence so does the rest of Florida…only the rest of Florida doesn’t have stupid tits like this….

I assume her family is rich…and that is why she ended up TV…her career is hardly a career…but she’s famous enough cuz of her tits..at least for Venice Magazine now that mainstream media has forgotten about her…and her tits…that she has always been told are unforgettable…but they are…forgettable…all tits are…it’s called turning 30….

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2015

15

Jun

Charlotte McKinney Keeps Holding On of the DAy

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Charlotte McKinney has an interesting story, I mean it isn’t really that interesting, not that I actually know it, but based on my speculation, something illicit went on with her “Career”…because it was hardly a career…she has never done anything…

She’s just a Florida trash cocktail waitress girl with massive tits, who may be rich and thanks to being rich got to go to all the right parties, where someone connected brought her iin because guys love tits…

She did one Guess campaign she probably didn’t get paid for, and that no one noticed…then booked Dancing with the Stars, then booked Carl’s Jr probably through Dancing with the Stars, because they wanted to justify who she was before announcing the new crew…

If anything the fact we know she exists is more amazing than her silly tits…

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2015

08

Jun

Charlotte McKinney’s Ass Crack of the Day

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When Charlotte McKinney’s done with her premature TV Stint…up on some Emrata replacement tits…in a world where you need very little to be famous..or at least “known”…but a lot to be sustainable, since people lose interest fast as there is always another vapid busty cunt who fucked the right people to take your place…

I mean she did Guess once thanks to meeting the Guess photographer in Florida…then she booked one Superbowl commercial as a reminder of who she was to the 10 people who knew who she was after doing Guess…and I’m not counting the instagram followers since all that shit is just that…shit…only to get on TV, on a huge show, a mainstream show, that may not be a good show…but still something trash everywhere love…a show she didn’t really qualify being on…as she is not a star, not even low level..at least Joanna Krupa had modeled 10 years for FHM and Maxim before her bottom feeding on TV happened…..

Not that it matters, but I guess what does matter is that she’s going to events, trying to make noise with ass crack, because there’s no where else really for her to go…she’s peaked…it’ll be a sex tape too many months too late in a year or two…a rich husband…forgotten…

And the real amazing is that she’s made it this far…being average at best..but more importantly, where are her tits…those are what matter…what’s this boost of confidence that they do

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2015

22

May

Charlotte McKinney Still Has Tits of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney who I like to refer to as the bootleg Hooters waitress looking girl who should be from central Florida, but who is probably from a rich family in South Florida, which isn’t saying much because it is still Florida…some how managed to get in one viral ad which led to Dancing With the Stars…in a What the Fuck..who is this girl and how did they find her or think she was relevant enough to be on TV….but who is no longer on TV and probably trying to stay in the paparazzi and on the blogs..because she’s made it this far…she can’t just settle and be a sugar baby yet…she’s got more low level things to do…and what better way to get noticed for a girl who’s career is based on tits…than to show her tits…

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2015

11

May

Charlotte McKinney Nipple Shoot of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney did this shoot, either while she was coming up and trying to get work with her massive tits, or after she got famous for being in one Guess campaign, one Carl’s JR campaign that for some miracle, a miracle I call a master manager who is obviously VERY fucking connected, she probably was lost, confused and unsure where to take her tits…did she go into softcore erotica, because she couldn’t be a fashion model, and in that quest of borderline fashion that isn’t really fashion, because florida trash is not fashionable….it seems like some nipples were exposed….

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2015

08

May

Charlotte McKinney Does Vanity Fair of the Day

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I don’t know what kind of favors were pulled for Charlotte McKinney, or who she was strategically either dating or paying a lot of money to, but for a girl who looks like Florida Trash, which makes sense because she’s from Florida and therefore by default trash….she’s gone a long fucking way..

I get that America likes blondes and America likes tits…and America likes these trashy girls who are blonde and have tits…but to have been an instagram model, turned Dancing With the Stars tits, all from one Fast Food Ad…and pretty much nothing else…you’d think some kind of scams were pulled along the way…because people love and are blinded by tits…

Anyway, she’s now in Vanity Fair…and that’s just crazy….

Quote from the Magazine:

“You’re five seven, you want to model, and you have ginormous boobs” was the refrain McKinney remembers hearing. “No one’s going to book you.” Before the Guess ad opened doors, she couldn’t even get a job for Miami Swim Week. “Who wouldn’t want a curvy girl in a swimsuit?,” McKinney asks rhetorically.”

What a Joker…and I’m not just saying that cuz of her monster face..

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2015

23

Apr

Charlotte McKinney Topless on a Boat of the DAy

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I saw this shit back in March when it first happened – but didn’t bother because the brand that put it out are unsupportive assholes who I gave free ads to back in the day and who have in turn never done shit for me…not to mention I think Charlotte McKinney is a broken down faced Flordia bootleg stripper who doesn’t deserve any of the fame she’s got – or TV gig she’s got…even though she’s got huge tits…I know tons of ugy chicks with huge tits…there’s nothing special about this…

But here’s the video anyway….

She’s faking it and making it…what the fuck….

But those tits…they carry her through it all….that’s all it takes to make a face decent enough…angles motherfuckers…and tits…

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2015

14

Apr

Alleged Charlotte McKinney Leaked Pics of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is a Florida bootleg hooters girl gone mainstream thanks to some kind of fucking scam…with a broken down face that looks like it is pushing 40 and amazingly massive natural tits…that prove that even if you look like you belong stripping in some bootleg florida town…you can still make it…if making it is ending up on Dancing with the Stars…which it kinda of…

These are alleged pics of her naked, not sure when they are from, I just know that they are properly timed with her big break..that to date has made no sense to me…because of the level of talent she has….besides her tits…

I assume there is a team behind her, thanks to her tits…tits that after seeing her nude pics..I would like to thank too..

Obviously…when you have a body like this you take nudes..

These may be old…they may not be her…but take it in…because why the fuck not..nude selfies are awesome no matter when they were taken, why they were taken…or who they were taken for..

[images removed because lawyers asked me to remove them…making me think they are probably real ]

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