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2015

18

Mar

Charlotte McKinney is a Scam for Buffalo Jeans of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is getting famous because of her tits. Every time I look at her I feel like she only exists because she walked into the wrong audition at some studio space where a model agency and a porn agency share an elevator…which ended up working in her favor because now she’s on TV…and in campaigns..like Buffalo and Guess..with her massive tits…becasue America loves massive tits…

I don’t find her hot, I don’t find her interesting, the only thing interesting about her is how she escaped a Florida life as a Flordia cocktail waitress, not even in coastal Florida but like interior Florida at some bootleg hooters…to live in LA and be on TV…it is really fascinating…

Even girls I know don’t find her hot, and these are girls who tell me their fat girlfriends are hot, they all question her success while commenting on her horse face…but I guess girls can be bitches…while guys just turn off sound and stare at tits…

An it girl, or an old lady…sloppy body, overrated, who knows..but what I do know is #tits.

TO SEE THIS TRASH AT SOME RED CARPET LOOKING EVENT BECAUSE SHE’S ON TV NOW CLICK HERE

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2015

12

Mar

Charlotte McKInney is a Fame Whore of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is some low rent Kate Upton with big tits and a horse face…and with a horse face comes a horse vagina…which would explain why she’s dancing in a thong on the beach with a dude who probably has a horse cock…because he’s black…

I wonder if this was a smart strategy, since the only people that would find this big titty monster hot are middle american trailer park dwelling trash….you know people used to obese inbred Walmart clerk women with diabetes and missing toes…who just see tits on a skinny enough girl and cum all over their half retard selves…

You know the kind of guys who kill black people…because they are racist…

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2015

10

Mar

Charlotte McKinney Big Tits of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney has managed to position herself properly and it only took her 40 fucking years, to crawl out of the Florida Swamp, and work her way through a couple of trashy malls, probably working at Hooters, or the topless Donut Shop they closed in the 90s in Fort Lauderdale…to become an SI model, Carl’s JR commercial model, and now Dancing with the Stars dancer…

How the fuck does that happen to a girl in 4 months, big tits or not…I can only assume…no gag reflex..

I mean I know what you’re thimking, all girls are hookers, but some girls are better hookers than others, especially when they look like 90s porn chicks, because that’s when they were last in touch with what was considered hot…..but then again she’s from Florida…this is pretty much what all 40 year olds there look like…

All this to say, I like the way she dismounts a car.

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2015

18

Feb

Charlotte McKInney is Such a Pile of Florida Shit of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is some overrated model, who some people are talking about, and who is working with the right PR Team, getting invited to the right red carpets, and booking a few campaigns that suck in the mass retard male via Sports Illustrated…Carls Jr…and Guess…

But all I see is some Florida trash, with a shitty tan, and a Lady Gaga face, being celebrated because of them tits, when they are just fucking tits, who fucking cares about big tits, every girl has big tits now thanks to hormones in the food, we don’t need to make this one the next Kate Upton, less fat but more ugly that she’s trying so hard to be, or the Emily Ratajkowski without the ethnic flavor, and it’s fucking world…because of you Frat Boy and your misguided fucking hormones…

I mean, I guess I shouldn’t be hating so hard, I’ve been to Florida, and Florida women, in all their trailer park trash even when they are rich glory, aren’t so bad…and flinging them like feces at some Beverly Hills event, filled with rich California trash is almost a viral video…but again…

If this was some busty Florida chick I met in a bar pulling this scam off after we got her in porn, knowing it was a scam, I’d be down, but since it’s someone who doesn’t realize she’s overrated florida trash…with a pretty fucking beat face…pretending to be a model…it just annoys me…

Here are them tits…..because the rest of her is subpar….

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2015

12

Feb

Charlotte McKinney is a Monster of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney has been getting a lot of hype, even called the next Kate Upton, because people only see tits, and America is a trashy wasteland that created things like Honey Boo Boo and the Jersey shore…so Florida big titty trash is what you people fucking love…it’s the whole basis of Hooters…the American dream…but what amazes me is that you can’t see past the tits to see the manly monster face behind it…

Now I don’t like Kate Upton…although I don’t mind this picture of Kate Upton…

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But I will say she’s leaps and bounds, above and beyond, anything that Charlotte McKinney, the stripper who should have stayed a stripper is…and the only reason anyone even notices her is because of the tits…the world needs a big titty model at all times to fixate on…

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2015

21

Jan

Charlotte McKinney for Carl’s JR of the Day

Charlotte McKinney is some Florida trash, that looks like Florida trash, but unlike most Florida Trash she’s got huge seemingly natural tits, and instead of being a stripper or escort like most Florida Trash, she got picked up by the same people who probably brought you Kate Upton, allowing her to become a “model”…because I guess the world, or at least America, needs big titty girls to sell them low grade product to the mainstream, average market…

She’s like a pornstar or Playboy chick….who got away…you know average hard faced, but no one notices cuz of her tits…

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2014

23

Sep

Charlotte McKinney for Galore of the Day

Here is a shoot by my friends over at GALORE …which is probably one of the more relevant fashion magazines for perverts everywhere because they have taken on the Playboy model of being cool enough that people want to work with them, while taking pics of girls I want to see naked, in situations that are kind of fetishy, kind of playful, and always a good fucking time…It’s like what Playboy would have done if it wasn’t run by a 300 hundred year old robot and his trashy hookers he marries to nurse him…you know the future of what we want to see….

The model is Florida’s own Charlotte McKinney, who has been a Guess girl like she was Anna Nicole Smith, and who in the wake of this Florida woman with 3 tit scandal, proves that if done right, two tits is more than enough tit ..and maybe that’s why she’s dressed like a wet nurse…you know the mom with enough tit for us all need to suckle on to get through the day…

Amazing.

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2014

05

Aug

Charlotte McKinney for Terry Richardson of the Day

Charlotte McKinney was some Instagram model from Florida who I am sure I’ve emailed before, because I was drawn to her stupidly massive tits, but she ignored me…as most girls do…especially when they are just about to hit the mainstream. She’s booked Guess? and now shooting for Terry Richardson….all while he possibly cums on hertits…because that’s just the kind of girls her tits look like they are…I mean when you look at her, it’s hard to see anything but tits…and tits, despite not being a tit guy…still speak directly to my penis…which means even though I don’t think big tits are awesome, anytime I see big tits in public, I want them in my mouth…I blame breast feeding as a child for that…this tit thing speaks directly to my core…and Charlotte McKinney, who you can email at Charmck89@gmail.com, according to her instagram , is doing it well…

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