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2016

04

Feb

Charlotte McKinney’s In GQ Mexico of the Day

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Hooter’s Girl who Never Was…because she has a tax evading Bahamas based father who raised her in Florida…and gave her bigger trashy girl dreams than working at Hooters…like being a model, or being on TV, and I guess it worked out for her…even though she has the face of a cocktail waitress and not a model or celebrity…but she does have tits, and she is proof that all it takes is tits, to get ahead…as long as you hang out in the right places, with the right connected rich dudes, who feel like the world should share your tits…

You see Charlotte McKinney not a star despite being on Dancing With the Stars…she’s done under 10 campaigns…..before being on TV, in fact I think she did one Superbowl ad…and has since fizzled out but as long as the tits aren’t deflated….she’ll get work…like this cultural appropriation in a shitty photoshoot for GQ Mexico…as America GQ is too busy for such last weeks kitchen garbage and are onto the next famewhore navigating social media like a champ with her tits…trash..

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