Charlotte McKinney and Izabel Goulart Bring Social Presence to Baywatch the Recycled Years of the Day

2016

Apr

Charlotte McKinney and Izabel Goulart Bring Social Presence to Baywatch the Recycled Years of the Day

I heard that Charlotte McKinney was in Baywatch last week, but the people at Baywatch felt like the best way to launch this information that I didn’t care about when I heard it, was to have THE ROCK post a selfie of the their attempt to include social media girls that people talk about on his social media – for his fans to get excited about the already terrible idea of a movie…

When they were casting the movie, I thought McKinney was going to be the choice for the Kelly Rohrbach character, not because she can act, but because they don’t need a bitch to know how to act to be in this movie…I was actually surprised when they didn’t cast her and I’m sure I’ve written about it while laughing at their Behind the Scenes paparazzi pics..and I’d say they answered my prayers or predictions, even though if they really wanted to answer my prayers, they’d blow up the set and put an end to this nonsense…

Sure, it’s the most overhyped movie in the “men’s market”…because people in the “men’s market”…still remember jerking off to Baywatch…the younger generation doesn’t give a fuck about Baywatch, they aren’t in the “men’s market”…but rather the “gender ambiguous” market…filled with girls into gangbangs and getting naked for fake photoshoots in their hometown who they meet off tinder..

Making shows like Baywatch totally fucking obsolete…

So the producers, probably out of touch nerdy dudes who put this together, don’t realize that no one gives a fuck about a new Baywatch, there’s this thing called internet and social media that feeds us babes in bikinis…without the bad acting, story and nostalgia..

This movie NEEDS to fail, bomb hard, because the only thing good about it is in the form for the bathing suits you’ve already seen thanks to staged paparazzi…and I can’t imagine a barely “it girl” from last year will fill up movie seats…

I am going to do everything in my power to wait for this to hit Netflix…..and I hope the rest of the world follows my fucking lead…Let these assholes spend their money stupidly bringing back dog shit shows…don’t give them money back for their shitty attempts…at hype….they should have hired me to write, direct and market this garbage…

Here she is in a bikini – probably at Coachella…