Charlotte McKinney acting all modest, trying to cover up like some kind of mormon or religious weirdo on a pilgrimage when the only real pilgrimage she’s on is trying to use them sloppy tits to get as famous as possible is kind of funny…

I mean maybe she’s having an off day – where she just doesn’t want to show off all the 5 layer dip and wings her white trash from Florida fucking love – the same food that made her the sloppy tits that made her… or maybe this is part of a very basic calculated strategy to be relevant…either way…we get to see some of her huge, absurd, sloppy tit and that’s always worth the 3 seconds or less we care to spend on this freak…

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Charlotte McKinney represents two very important things about the American the dream and both are her sloppy tits and thanks to her tits….

They distract from her horse face / monkey face / weak chin face because tits like this erase faces – they are just that big.

They also are famous for just being tits, really big tits, and nothing more than tits which is essentially famous for nothing….on TV for being a star while not being a star. Having a million followers on irrelevant social media for having been on tv for being a star when she’s not a star…all because of tits…

It’s nice to live in a world where a woman can live out her lazy dream because she’s spoiled and entitled white trash all thanks to tits…

It’s nice that little girls everywhere know that without such big tits they won’t amount to an important on TV set of tits in a world where clearly tits matter, they are a currency, they buy an audience of perverts..

God bless America and the fact it makes tits great again…or great Tits can make dreams come true….

Freedom in a world where we almost lost sloppy tits to Booty….when they are this big they have to be sloppy…

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In case you were wondering – Charlotte McKinney still has tits…and in case you were worrying – she’s still uses them as aggressively as she can without being considered porn – since brands don’t like giving money to porn –

They are a natural wonder of her world, and she should be using them aggressively – before it’s too late and either the rest of her catches up to them, or they get cancer and need to be cut off or some shit…MAXIMIZE the gift…

And luckily, she’s very florida about shit..no, not on bath salts shooting gays like a racist – or eating homeless men under the underpass – but in a stay as cheesy as fuck – in neon – like you work at hooters or the topless donut shop…

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Charlotte McKinney recorded a weird VHS tape for who the fuck knows what reason, or why this ended up on the internet, but we can call it staged as fuck…but the good thing about Charlotte Mckinney in this Dancing video, is that she’s a Dancing with the Stars Alumni, therefore she’s a star otherwise her casting on that show would make no sense and would be some kind of lie….who can dance, we wouldn’t want some amateur hack dancing around like an asshole….or maybe the good thing about her in this video is her tits and that they can’t be contained – they have a mind of their own…and just spill out everywhere on purpose because it’s all she’s got going for her – and it’s good enough…

Her friend is named Kristin Angst….another sugar baby whore…you could buy if you were rich enough.

What the fuck is this shot on – seriously – the Motorola RAZR shoots better than this….is it a hidden cam? What are they trying to pull off here….I neeed answers…

Highlight of the video – the radom dude in the background….we can call him the producer…

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Charlotte McKinney has huge tits, spilling out of bikini tops, which I guess is less of a talent, or skill – but is all that she’s good for…at least as a public figure, this is what she is – what she does – this is it – and it’s got a level of greatness – even though a girl’s tit size doesn’t matter unless you’re trying to titty fuck them – which we all know you’re not trying to do with this McKinney chick, maybe just in your fantasies..

She’s in a bikini – because what the fuck else is she supposed to do…

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Horse Faced, but no one will notice, because she’s got the most ridiculous fucking tits pretty much ever. Tits that some hotel hired or gave a free Mexican room to walk around the pool in a bikini, because that’s the level of love you get when you are amongst a million girls with a million followers on instagram….you get a free fucking room.

These people, despite what they want you to think, are not actually famous, they are barely even glamour models, they are self produced models, DIY, low grade, only relevant because of the monster tits…but they don’t think that, they think “I was on TV once and I did a shoot for a brand one, therefore I matter”….even though she knows, like we know, with tits like this…nothing else about her matters…other than that she probably would make more money a year as a Vegas stripper, but at least this way, she has her trust fund from her rich dad and her dignity…even though whoring out tits like this is as ghetto trash as stripping, in fact, the strippers actually get paid to show their tits…so they fuckin win.

Send this bitch back to Florida….because she’s so fucking Florida..and her tits…the size of Florida…are still worthy of staring at…because that flat stomach, no ass, skinny body gaining weight in her tits and only her tits….a good problem to have…only fat girls wish the had….the good kind of freak of nature…possibly the best kind…even if everything about her is so cheesy and the fucking worst…those tits mute all that shit…

Instead of always being negative on these bitches, the nice thing about McKinney is that her only worth is her tits and she’s making it work for her, reminding me of pre 1960s feminist movement, when tits defined a woman’s worth, and that’s something our culture may have shifted on us – and shied away from with decency, civil rights, equality and social justice warriors…but we’re still the same fucking animals and girls and guys alike know there’s something magical with tits.

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Charlotte McKinney is such a whore…but she’s shameless and she knows that the stars aligned in making her big tits go viral when the only viral she probably thought she’d ever have was the herpes she got back in College during Spring break, but in the back of her mind, you know she would look at other big tits and think “my tits are just as big, therefore I should be as big”…

I don’t know if she gets paid, I know she’s rich and her dad is some Tax evading Bahamian who finances her life with his “jewelry” business…so she took her trashy rich kid with access to a magical place…we call Los Angeles where big tits get on TV and that’s pretty much all she’s accomplished…but with big tits, puberty was the only thing she needed to master and clearly she tit..

What I am saying is that people, you and me and everyone between LOVE big natural tits…I blame breast feeding…

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Hard Nipples! Pushed Together in a Tight Shirt. Of The Day…..fuck Charlotte McKinney. She’s a scam….but here’s a genuine candid photoshoot that’s not a photoshoot of Charlotte McKinney….people are just so damn excited by her that they snap off 300 pics of her…and it has nothing to do with her calling the paparazzi to tip them off as to where she is…and everything to do with her being so famous that they just follow her and her tits everywhere they can to get these life changing – documentary style pics of her…living in her element, doing her thing….which isn’t really a thing…it’s just having them big tits…they created her…because the American Dream is the natural tits…

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