Charlotte Mckinney may be a great set of monster sized tits on a small frame who once Danced with the Stars but was wrongfully cast as one of the stars since no one knew who she was at the time and I assume a lot of people probably still don’t…

But she’s also a cameltoe..a cameltoe on the beaches of Miami for her IG selfie…and I think pussy definition is the definition of LIFE….literally…and for jerk off purposes…so keep up the creative content that the fans can jerk off to…because we are perverts.

This picture would only be better if she was peeing.

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Charlotte McKinney is naked because it is her Birthday….or maybe these pics are just circulating because they are her best work and also because it is her Birthday….I have a hard time believing that the internet cares enough about Charlotte Mckinney to know it is her Birthday and to dedicate a nude shot of hers to her for her birthday…and I am inclined to think this was all strategic on her end. You know, “let’s release birthday suit pics on my birthday for a story people pick up”. It’s not like that would take too much planning or strategy….and either way, however it happened or for whatever reason it happened, Charlotte McKinney looks far better naked than clothed….which is probably the case for most people…I just don’t fully understand why her nipples are “stars”…like stop that right now…if you’re going to be bold….be bold this censor a nipple thing is so dated….let’s be progressive going into one year closer to being too old to jack off to.

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Charlotte McKinney with her big tits are in a bikini for GUESS because I guess being the host body to a set of big tits can still get you brand deals….from a brand like Guess that fucking loves big tits.

The rumor is that this is actually her own collection with Guess, which is pretty major for some rich girl from Florida who got famous on social media, or at least famous enough to get on a Reality show that made her official and legit….

It’s good to see that she’s at least trying to make her tits do more for her, cuz there’s nothing worst than when a set of huge tits on a small frame fall the fuck apart…

I am into whatever is going on hre, even if I don’t find her all that hot, her tits are and I’m glad she’s not that Rat Cow trash…you know her titty competitor who has probably more success with the tits but Charlotte’s still in this titty race and could potentially win….only time will tell..

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Charlotte McKinney is pretty irrelevant across the board.

I assume that she doesn’t think she’s irrelevant as she hops into her Range Rover…like she’s got enough money to pay for it without the help of a sugar daddy, because her actual daddy is worth some money and can pay her an allowance, which doesn’t mean she’s not out there fucking dudes for money or opportunity, it just means she doesn’t HAVE to fuck dudes for money or opportunity if she doesn’t want to, because she has a real daddy who can pay for her shit…so is much less desperate than so many of these other bitches….plus she’s made money along the way, doing her instagram thing, I don’t know how much she’s made, she’s barely a thing…but clearly enough to re-invest into herself with hiring the paparazzi to flash her panties for….

You know this panty flash is staged, the outfit too coordinated to her panties…if this was real life THERE WOULD BE BLOOD…or stains of some sort…ask any girl to show you her panties and you will find a petri dish of fun to wrap around your face and jack off to while they are out for the day…including but not limited to your mom’s panties….you sick fuck…

It is kind of funny seeing some instagram bitch walk around like she’s a fucking classic hollywood star…get a fucking grip.

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Charlotte McKinney is still hot…Not that I ever really thought she was hot…but big tits on a small frame is hot to me….I am old and natural beauty is subjective…while big tits on a small frame are scientific fucking fact…

So here’s some love for the old timer from Instagram….a Florida Rich Kid with huge tits who managed to get a few ad campaigns and a reality show stint on Dancing with the Stars…cuz she had the right friend who knew bouncy big tits would be good for ratings as TV died…probably the same dude who cast Alexis Ren this past year on the hustle to legitimize whores on isntagram….

She’s been at it for a while now, but isn’t that old…and still has big tits on a small frame…which scientifically makes her better than most..

She hasn’t done much interesting in her career, other than sex with Stephen Dorff, who is great in True Detective Season 3…I saw it the other day…I don’t leave the house…

But there’s hope for her…cuz big tits on a small frame are needed in all kinds of things, from movies, to TV shows…to your masturbation fantasies…to strip clubs…to backpages if it still existed…

So keep up the good work Charlotte McKinney…..don’t get fat now…cuz when the gut catches up to the tits..it’s alway a sad day…and for some reason…a reason I call sadness….the gut always catches up to the tits.

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Here’s some motivation, monday motivation, to not kill yourself on this miserable soon to be SPRING day….because we live in a world that is not as bad as it seems…because woman like Charlotte McKinney exist…who are skinny as fuck, but who have huge fucking tits, an birth defect that doesn’t make sense…a anomaly that may confuse most people…but that is out there…

Now sure, she probably won’t even talk to you or acknowledge you, or even let you pay her for handjobs, but she does get out there in the right outfits…with her big tits and skinny frame…allowing you to give yourself a handjob to it….which is free…the only cost is the shame and acceptance of how pathetic you are…

Big tits, Small Frame…make life worth living.

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Charlotte McKinney is hot and skinny….she’s got big fucking tits, almost freakish tits for her small frame, and even if those tits don’t hang proper, I wouldn’t know because I don’t remember if she’s done topless yet….they are amazingly off balanced and a good time.

She is the American dream, even if her dad is Bahamian and a tax evader…she is just what the people like…a top heavy skinny body, almost a fetish or cartoon, and even if her face isn’t the ultimate in faces…who’s looking at her face, it’s good enough to celebrate her as a package that is more than just tits…but thank god for the tits…because without them she’d never exist at this level of barely famous.

I like these stories of defying all the odds, pulling herself out of Florida, by taking something she was bullied for and laughed out…her tits…and making them her number one reason to exist or be noticed…like she’s putting them out there, getting paid to put them out there…so take that you fucking bullies who bullied her for her tits…or maybe we should use her as a poster girl for how being teased can help you monetize the thing you were teased for to piss off those bullies and get the best revenge you can….I mean it works for tits…and may not have the same impact if you’re teased for other defects that are less fun to suck on…or play with…like being born with no ear, a port wine stain on your face, one testicle, a cyclops…a pinhead thanks to ZIKA…because even bullying discriminates…

POINT being…welcome back to the conversation McKinney. We like this.

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