Charlotte McKinney is still hot…Not that I ever really thought she was hot…but big tits on a small frame is hot to me….I am old and natural beauty is subjective…while big tits on a small frame are scientific fucking fact…

So here’s some love for the old timer from Instagram….a Florida Rich Kid with huge tits who managed to get a few ad campaigns and a reality show stint on Dancing with the Stars…cuz she had the right friend who knew bouncy big tits would be good for ratings as TV died…probably the same dude who cast Alexis Ren this past year on the hustle to legitimize whores on isntagram….

She’s been at it for a while now, but isn’t that old…and still has big tits on a small frame…which scientifically makes her better than most..

She hasn’t done much interesting in her career, other than sex with Stephen Dorff, who is great in True Detective Season 3…I saw it the other day…I don’t leave the house…

But there’s hope for her…cuz big tits on a small frame are needed in all kinds of things, from movies, to TV shows…to your masturbation fantasies…to strip clubs…to backpages if it still existed…

So keep up the good work Charlotte McKinney…..don’t get fat now…cuz when the gut catches up to the tits..it’s alway a sad day…and for some reason…a reason I call sadness….the gut always catches up to the tits.

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