Here’s some motivation, monday motivation, to not kill yourself on this miserable soon to be SPRING day….because we live in a world that is not as bad as it seems…because woman like Charlotte McKinney exist…who are skinny as fuck, but who have huge fucking tits, an birth defect that doesn’t make sense…a anomaly that may confuse most people…but that is out there…

Now sure, she probably won’t even talk to you or acknowledge you, or even let you pay her for handjobs, but she does get out there in the right outfits…with her big tits and skinny frame…allowing you to give yourself a handjob to it….which is free…the only cost is the shame and acceptance of how pathetic you are…

Big tits, Small Frame…make life worth living.

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Charlotte McKinney is hot and skinny….she’s got big fucking tits, almost freakish tits for her small frame, and even if those tits don’t hang proper, I wouldn’t know because I don’t remember if she’s done topless yet….they are amazingly off balanced and a good time.

She is the American dream, even if her dad is Bahamian and a tax evader…she is just what the people like…a top heavy skinny body, almost a fetish or cartoon, and even if her face isn’t the ultimate in faces…who’s looking at her face, it’s good enough to celebrate her as a package that is more than just tits…but thank god for the tits…because without them she’d never exist at this level of barely famous.

I like these stories of defying all the odds, pulling herself out of Florida, by taking something she was bullied for and laughed out…her tits…and making them her number one reason to exist or be noticed…like she’s putting them out there, getting paid to put them out there…so take that you fucking bullies who bullied her for her tits…or maybe we should use her as a poster girl for how being teased can help you monetize the thing you were teased for to piss off those bullies and get the best revenge you can….I mean it works for tits…and may not have the same impact if you’re teased for other defects that are less fun to suck on…or play with…like being born with no ear, a port wine stain on your face, one testicle, a cyclops…a pinhead thanks to ZIKA…because even bullying discriminates…

POINT being…welcome back to the conversation McKinney. We like this.

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I don’t know why Charlotte McKinney is naked….it must be an old photoshoot or girl is in the mood to be seen, rememebered, noticed…looking for that viral post that gets tons of likes to jack her stats up…or whatever.

I just know I am mad at this pic…

Because if you’re pantyless but positioned so that I can’t see your pussy slit / lips / clit if you’re built that way on the Outty Pussy spectrum….you’re just out there cockteasing…and that HURTS me

What have I ever done to you to deserve this HATE…oh right…calling everyone a whore…

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I am going to say one thing – that is very simple and to the point for once in my damn life and that is that I appreciate Charlotte McKinney going back to where we want her to be, in a bikini, showing off the big natural tits, that managed to get her low level famous, because there has been a period of her not out there pushing her tits in bikinis, because she wanted to get into fashion blogging, or she got lazy…so it’s nice to see the tits half naked like they are supposed to be.

It’s like when you’re a host body to your tits, you need to stick to showing them off, they kinda run the fucking show….give them the shine spotlight they deserve….it’s pretty simple really…I mean they alone got her on TV as a Star on Dancing with the Stars when she wasn’t even known….that’s power…channel that power.

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Charlotte McKinney and her massive breasts are still around, still not famous, or celebrity tits, but that were on Dancing with the Stars, despite still not being a star even after that show, so how the hell did she get on that show in the first place – I JUST DO NOT KNOW or get it…

But I can assume it was hypnotization, some sorcery, some spells, some witchcraft that is not so complicated of a spell, it just involves pointing to her massive tits and saying “I’m a star, put me on the show” to which men lose all capacity of thought, or function, on some stroke like level of retardation and say yes to everything she says….these are the ultimate barter chips in a negotiation…I mean…LOOK AT THEM….they are massive…

She could be ugly as fuck, but still amazing and can be carried on her tits alone, so she’s winning at life…born better off than many and not just cuz her dad is a tax evader from the Bahamas who raised her in Florida..but because of the MONSTER JUICY TITS.

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Charlotte McKinney’s on the comeback…not that she was ever anyone or ever went anywhere – she just doesn’t do all that much content and tat’s too bad since she has monster tits.

I heard rumors that she was trying to target women, and didn’t want to do a slutty feed, but then I saw comments by her fans begging for bikini pics…because she is better utilized in a bikini…and she’s realized what matters, where the money is, and is bringing it.

I support this decision. This strategy. Keep it going.

A Towel…

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As much as I make mild fun of Charlotte McKinney, I appreciate that she knows what she’s good for. I appreciate that she knows that her natural tits are what people want to see and so she lets us see them. I appreciate that despite not being famous, she managed to get on Dancing with the Stars, that’s a super fucking troll I’ve never mastered, so whether she’s useless, or her strategy is weak, or her attempt to target women lame, or the fact she’s getting older a fact, she’s still go big tits, she still exists, and has made a name for herself with those tits, and that’s all you can really ask for from some Rich Florida girl with a dad who tax evades thanks to being a Bahamian citizen.

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Charlotte McKinney is and will forever be a level of played out, overexposed, never was….tits…

And despite putting rumors of her effort into targeting Women, because advertisers spend a lot more money on women who reach and influence women, forcing Charlotte McKinney re-work her strategy to try to become an influence to women..

She’s still got her tits out…because that’s really what she’s about…her existence…is based on the tits…a rich girl with tits..and there’s nothing much wrong with that….if you have an angle dudes can jerk off to, and when you have an ailment like awesome tits…fucking use them bro.

I don’t know if she actually matters or not, but she exists as a life support to her tits…

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