Charlotte McKinney and her massive breasts are still around, still not famous, or celebrity tits, but that were on Dancing with the Stars, despite still not being a star even after that show, so how the hell did she get on that show in the first place – I JUST DO NOT KNOW or get it…

But I can assume it was hypnotization, some sorcery, some spells, some witchcraft that is not so complicated of a spell, it just involves pointing to her massive tits and saying “I’m a star, put me on the show” to which men lose all capacity of thought, or function, on some stroke like level of retardation and say yes to everything she says….these are the ultimate barter chips in a negotiation…I mean…LOOK AT THEM….they are massive…

She could be ugly as fuck, but still amazing and can be carried on her tits alone, so she’s winning at life…born better off than many and not just cuz her dad is a tax evader from the Bahamas who raised her in Florida..but because of the MONSTER JUICY TITS.

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