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2020

24

Jun

Charlotte McKinney is Back in a Bikini of the Day

Stephen Dorf’s ex girlfriend, or at least one of his ex girlfriends, because that dude has fucked everyone and likely has a scarred up dick to prove it, is a girl you may know as Charlotte McKinney.

She went viral for having massive tits a bunch of years ago when having massive tits was all you needed as a marketable skill…which I guess hasn’t officially changed…big tits get famous every day.

She was on Dancing with the Stars before being a star, because her only marketable skill was her tits, and she’s made a lot of money off her tits, like a stripper, only not a stripper because her family are Jewelers in the Bahamas…a tax haven for those of you who don’t know…which means a great place to be a jeweler.

She hasn’t been out there, we haven’t seen her in action for a while now. I like to think it is because none of these girls like to admit that 90 percent of their audience is creepy dudes waiting for the tit pics, so they do other content like cooking shows, or whatever the fuck it is they do, instead of embracing the “they are only here for my tits, my only marketable talent, my tits”….because they have egos and need to be MORE than just tits…even though they’ll forever be just tis.

So it’s nice to see her back in the bikini, the way she started, probably in her 30s now, because it’s been at least 5 years of making money off the tits, and 2 years of pretending she’s more than just tits….

We are fans of people getting back to their true calling, back on their true path….

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