My girl Ireland Baldwin, who is not my girl, is on the instagram showing off her daddy issues from her dad calling her a pig, by being a little exhibitionist pig, and I like it, even though I know Ireland Baldwin is massive, 8 feet tall, 400 lbs, and that terrifies me…knowing she can beat me up if ever she catches me in her closet watching her posing for her instagram…..trying so hard to be as relevant as her cousin Hailey, the Jesus freak who is engaged to Bieber…while Ireland figures herself out…in and out of rehab….lesbian or not…misguided….half naked.

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