Ireland Baldwin has finally landed some work!

I don’t know what the work is for, whether she is getting paid for the work, or just hanging out doing photoshoots because she’s got nothing else to do, and that’s the whole basis of her trying to be an influencer….all while failing at being an influencer…even though she’s got rich and famous parents and she gets naked on the internet…which is the recipe for influencer success…which I am not mad about or complaining about, I like that even the rich kids with visibility are trying the low hanging fruit approach to marketing and being sleazy….because they do have budgets to spend on content that could be inspiring, unique, interesting, but they choose getting half naked…it’s pretty funny, or lazy, but what else are they to do..

I wouldn’t go so far as to say Ireland Baldwin is hot in this shoot, because I don’t find her hot, she’s a little too big and scary for me, but I do like to keep track of what she’s up to, knowing she’s unstable and weird but more importantly, that her tits are bigger than my head!

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Ireland Baldwin is getting as political as Meghan Markle and Harry’s caged in Chicken Coop they shot their interview in to seem normal or connecting to simple things like raising their own eggs….even though everyone knows to have a fenced in chicken coop is to be oppressive to the poor chickens…but no one’s mad about that, they just see it as a metaphor for how Markle felt in the palace as a royal, it was not the yachting influencer life it SHOULD have been….so many suffocating rules….not that this is about Markle…but it is about CHICKENS and how Ireland wants all Chickens to be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question because they are chickens and don’t need to answer to nobody…but this could just be some woke weirdness that is in reference to some feminist agenda of man hating….to help eliminate men from the world…as she likely has deep rooted hatred for men since her dad’s such an asshole.

Anyway….I envision a world where Ireland Baldwin keeps on showing off her monster tits, tits bigger than your head tits, because she’s over 6 feet tall so you know these are huge…all hard nippled intentionally to get some shine….and that’s what this is about….

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Ireland Baldwin’s just been divided yet again….because Miscarriage queen Hilaria just had her 6th kid with Alec Baldwin, likely by surrogate because she’s addicted to making babies with him….

Prior to Alec marrying the fake Spanish bitch addicted to breeding and likely addicted to spreading his wealth amongst her children…Ireland Baldwin was soul heiress to this fortune….but that shit has been cut into 6 pieces maybe 7…not counting the fake Spanish mom who you know will also get a piece….I am sure there’s more than enough money to go around, even if some of Alec Baldwin’s job choses have been one of someone desperate for money and Kim Bassinger likely has a whole pile of money that will got to Ireland too…so she will remain the heiress with the weird IG feed living that rich kid who does nothing life….but at least she pulls her massive sloppy titty out when she’s living it because tits get hits and when you have all you need, sometimes a little likes and follows feeds your empty rich kid soul…

I don’t know anything about Ireland Baldwin, besides being a half naked instagram weirdo, which in this era is all you really need to be…

She’s also 6 feet tall, which is wild, making these big tits EVEN bigger because you have to remember they are set on a linebacker’s body…not that I do sports or know what linebaker is, but if one had a massive tit, it’d be much more massive than a 5 foot tall bitch with the same proportions….so these fuckers are bigger than your head…while being the kind of sloppy you’d want to bury your face in…

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I like to think that Ireland Baldwin is the forgotten, ignored, neglected, disappointment of a daughter to Alec Baldwin, who forced Alec to align with some scammer who was faking her identity to get that celebrity wife life…where she’s been addicted to breeding motherfucker’s kids so that she’s not disposable…that’s the theory…

But luckily, thanks to Ireland’s use of her big girl tits, big girl cuz she’s an adult and over 6 feet tall…with Shaq sized shoes….shopping in the TRANNY section of the shoe store…and with her gigantism comes big tities that despite being rich, famous in her own right, she feels the need to tease in topless content because clearly she, like eveyrone else on social media, is empty narcissistic fucks begging to be jacked off to or praised for how hot they are….they think it’s edgy, or fun, or daring and shocking and that’s great, because we get to see it…

I will never complain when a bitch gets naked on the internet for no apparent reason…

I was thinking the other day that I used to be so angry and ripping the celebrities apart was entertaining to me, you know kick em while their down is my life MANTRA….but when they all are reduced to instagram models doing instagram model tactics which include nude clickbait…how can you be mad…even if it’s lame..

Not that I think Ireland Baldwin is a celebrity, but her parents are, so there’s no need for this, yet we get this…what a time to be alive….

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If celebrities actually cared about things beyond themselves, they’d probably be pretty disappointed in what has happened with their kids, you know if only they actually noticed their kids, instead of just putting on some act like they are the kids father on birthdays and Christmas….you know cuz they are actors and have a new family now…

But if celebrities actually cared about their kids, like if Alec Baldwin genuinely gave a shit about Ireland besides being an embarrassment to him, he’d probably realize just how he went wrong, because instead of making a difference, or taking on important roles in the world, she’s twerking on her IG in shorts to entertain herself, all looking like a fucking nutcase, all unstable as shit, crying to get noticed instead of actually doing shit that matters…not that anything matters…but terking for weirdo fans is fucking weird strategy to get noticed, jerked off to, even to build up a career as an influencer if that’s her dream…

The fact is that she’s got two famous parents, they have house, money, access…and this is what the 7 foot tall girl brings us…I mean doesn’t Alec have a junior agent at the agency he makes millions for who can take her on and help her? I mean she could very easily be as important as any other influencer slut all because her parents are rich…instead we’re watching some public demise of someone who’s gone totally mental…off the rails…and she’s already been in and out of rehab a few times, a delicate soul…who just needs a hug and some guidance…

I mean, maybe I’m too uptight…and should be like that dog and judge silently in a WTF is this bitch doing….and why did she chop off her hair, isn’t that one of those things people do when they lose their shit officially..before being carted off to an institution…

Ireland, despite being large, which is irrelevant on a screen, becaus she’s proportionate and has big tits, could be doing more or even doing this better…maybe we should collab and take over the internet together…first step will be re-shooting this in a shirt that doesn’t look like a lesbian gym teacher on SKI day.

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I’ve done way too many posts on Ireland Baldwin over the years and I say the same thing in all of them…because I am a professional Ireland Baldwin documentarian…

Here’s the top 5 things to say when doing

1- She’s 7 feet tall and a Monster

2- Her dad called her a pig as a child so she’s been trying to redeem herself all these years by trying to be something other than a pig.

3- She was quick on instagram and had potential, because no one could tell she was 7 feet tall thanks to angles and perspective camera tricks, but instead of going viral with all her access and money, she managed to end up in rehab a dozen times while her hotter cousin, who is equally masculine, just not as monstrous went onto marry Bieber and is now a legit personality.

4 – Her dad is still disappointed with her, maybe because she’s turned to lame ass porn that isn’t porn on instagram, sexualizing herself, and I guess showcasing her big ass that will make even big porn dick look small…and make your non existent dick look even more non existent..he’s so disappointed he married a fake Spanish chick and had 10 fake Spanish babies cuz she’s a weirdo breeder gold digger biting into Ireland’s inheritance as her dad watches cuz he doesn’t want her getting shit….

5- She’s a celebrity kid with very famous celeb parents but apparenly that’s not enough to not suck…but I guess she’s rich, has a trust fund, and this weirdness, trying to be hot and sexual is just something to do when she doesn’t have to do shit, cuz she’s a celebrity kid…

I think my top 5 list could have been better, I guess this is why I don’t work at Buzzfeed.

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Ireland Baldwin is so fucking masculine…it’s almost gross to be into looking at her and her tall naked body and her not so masculine big tits trying to be edgey to get noticed….but celebrity kids are a fetish and Ireland’s really not that bad, it just seems like she doesn’t believe in her core that she’s not that bad…

I do think Ireland Baldwin is the punchline to a joke…so in efforts to keep the joke alive…I keep supporting her slow and steady quest for relevance, or attention, and as girls of the internet have known forever, that happens the more and more naked you get…

I think she’s a joke in part because her dad called her a pig, we all know that storyline and I’ve done enough posts on her to have established that she’s unwanted or unappreciated by her dad….he even went onto knock up some fake Spanish bitch 5 or 6 or more times to dillute Ireland’s value both on a monetary level by divvying up the inheritance, but also by hedging his bets that the fake spanish kids, who all have Spanish names, will offset the loss he had with her….it’s one of those DIVERSIFY your sperm so that you don’t have all your eggs in one disappointing basket…

I think she’s a joke because before the prison tats and the getting naked on the internet, she was doing the beachy influencer thing, before Kendall and Kyle were even hustling instagram that hard…she was early to it, but couldn’t pull it off…

Now I don’t use social media, but I can point to a lot of ugly fucking women who have mastered being influencers, without getting naked and NONE of them were Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger’s forgotten daughter…

She has budget, she has access, she has houses in various places to shoot, she could hire filmers, start a youtube…but instead she’s on the cusp of an only fans member site because she wants to be jacked off to…it’s weird.

I guess when you’re rich and have everything you want or need, the only thing left to do is dive into softcore porn…

It’s pretty disappointing, because she had the opportunity to do everything and anything, but instead is following the lead of a cam girl in Ohio with an Only Fans…

That’s not to say Ireland has an onlyfans but when you’re doing this shit for free, you might as well sell the spread ass version for a premium…

The only sad thing is when NO ONE will pay to see her naked because they don’t care…

It’s also not to say that she shouldb’t be posting nudes, I’d rather see her naked than clothed, but on a higher level, not all girls need to get naked to matter in this world, it helps, but it’s more exciting when they DON’T get naked unless it is for special occasions, or for special people. There’s nothing wrong with nudity, I am all for nudists, it’s just that there’s no need to be a nudist on the internet unless you’re just desperate to be seen….and there’s no need to be desperate to be seen when you’re rich as fuck with celebrity parents…and if you are, there’s a deeper cry for help here….

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Ireland Baldwin is nude at the beach, showing off her monster sized tits, which would be more impressive if she wasn’t monster sized….straight up 6 foot 7 inches…

In the event you pay attention to the celebrity gossip news, and I don’t, Ireland Baldwin has been given a second chance at a big break, because her step mother I’ve made fun of for as many years as her pregnancy addiciton has had her in the “news”….has finally been exposed for being a fake…

I am sure I’ve written about this 100 times before, but no one pays attention to what I say, and need some random woman from instagram to line-up the storyline for people to really grasp….but basically, Hilaria Baldwin, is actually named Hilary Baldwin and despite having a fake Spanish accent like some kind of freak, she’s born and raised in Boston….her schoolmates have been calling her Spanish accent fake forever…and the whole thing has been more a testament to Alec Baldwin being some narcissitic fuck who doesn’t really give a fuck about his wife he’s had dozens of kids with, but is more into fucking his wife because she’s got that YOGA body even after her 5 or 6 kids….that are biting into Ireland’s inheritance…also something I’ve made fun of before this online investigator who was just tired of Hilaria’s bullshit dug up…

So the fake Spanish woman who seduced Baldwin when he was doing Yoga with her, has an American mother who was a professor, her grandfather a professor, her lineage pre-colonial…but for whatever reasons, they are saying she got wind of Baldwin being into Salma Hayek back on 30 Rock….and she moved in to give him that Spanish fantasy, depsite Hayek being Mexican…and dude fell for it….because dudes, rich and otherwise, are suckers and if a hot girl strokes their ego enough they fall for it….it’s probably more a joke to him than anything as all his kids have Spanish names…while he keeps on cumming in her to shut her fake accent up…

I assume Alec is in on the joke and finds it hilarious they’ve kept the lie up this long, since no one cares about Hilaria unless she posts a post pregnancy photo….because if he’s not in on the joke, then he really doesn’t give a fuck about the bitch he’s knocking up and giving that good life to….something she probably works very hard at maintaining because clearly she’s an underachiver who uses her pussy to get paid.

ANYWAY…Ireland’s back in the news, like she was when her dad called her a pig, like she was when she was doing the Beachy instagram model thing, like she was when she was in and out of rehab after dating a lesbian black rapper….only she’s still so irrelevant for a celebrity child which is weird…cuz she’s got big tits!

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After all these years, I think I finally know what Alec Baldwin feels…sheer and utter disappointment in Ireland Baldwin…..I thought I knew what Alec Baldwin feels back when I saw Beetlejuice for the first time, but today I actually know what he feels because as a broken down rich kid with a famous dad who famously called her a pig, who was quick to Instagram influencing only to lose her mind and end up in rehab while her shitty cousin who believes in Jesus got famous, married a popstar, became that influence all while Ireland was out getting satanic tattoos….to really prove how many layers to her personality she had and none of those layers were VAPID rich kid….this should be her inserting things in her buuthole..and at Ireland’s heigh of 7 feet tall….that’d be a big butthole…one I’d feel at home with…but no, Ireland wants me homeless.

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Ireland Baldwin is still out here trying to get her dad’s attention after he decided to start a new family to replace her because she was that much of a disappointment, you know spread her inheritance out with his Yoga instructor slut wife who keeps getting pregnant while leaving Ireland Baldwin fatherless and alone….

I know that going after Ireland Baldwin when she was the victim of being called a pig by her dad in some rage he left on the voicemail during his Kim Bassinger divorce, but I don’t believe in victims or victim mentality, it’s a myth, pussy shit…and I’ll always side with the victimizer….you know maybe she fucking deserved it….I mean she is some entitled bratty rich kid and they tend to be pure shit..

Either way, I don’t know Ireland Baldwin or her reltaionship with her dad who was abusive to her by today’s standards of abuse…I mean people are sensitive now and the thought of being called a pig or having someone be mean to them is triggering and forces them to curl up and crawl into a ball in their safe space for other pussies to coddle them…thanks to having no real trauma in life…and those no thick skin…this anti bullying shit is anti humanity and can really fuck someone up when they leave the bubble and realize that life isn’t fair….or you have people like Ireland who have the world given to them, all opportunities and a willingness to get naked on the internet for attention, but who looks like she thinks life isn’t fair when she’s already won…she just doesn’t realize it…

All this to say, she’s 7 feet tall and thus her breasts are bigger than your head and that makes her fun in her fake activism to get naked for attention hustle…

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