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2021

18

Jan

Ireland Baldwin Twerk of the Day

Ireland Baldwin Twerk

If celebrities actually cared about things beyond themselves, they’d probably be pretty disappointed in what has happened with their kids, you know if only they actually noticed their kids, instead of just putting on some act like they are the kids father on birthdays and Christmas….you know cuz they are actors and have a new family now…

But if celebrities actually cared about their kids, like if Alec Baldwin genuinely gave a shit about Ireland besides being an embarrassment to him, he’d probably realize just how he went wrong, because instead of making a difference, or taking on important roles in the world, she’s twerking on her IG in shorts to entertain herself, all looking like a fucking nutcase, all unstable as shit, crying to get noticed instead of actually doing shit that matters…not that anything matters…but terking for weirdo fans is fucking weird strategy to get noticed, jerked off to, even to build up a career as an influencer if that’s her dream…

The fact is that she’s got two famous parents, they have house, money, access…and this is what the 7 foot tall girl brings us…I mean doesn’t Alec have a junior agent at the agency he makes millions for who can take her on and help her? I mean she could very easily be as important as any other influencer slut all because her parents are rich…instead we’re watching some public demise of someone who’s gone totally mental…off the rails…and she’s already been in and out of rehab a few times, a delicate soul…who just needs a hug and some guidance…

I mean, maybe I’m too uptight…and should be like that dog and judge silently in a WTF is this bitch doing….and why did she chop off her hair, isn’t that one of those things people do when they lose their shit officially..before being carted off to an institution…

Ireland, despite being large, which is irrelevant on a screen, becaus she’s proportionate and has big tits, could be doing more or even doing this better…maybe we should collab and take over the internet together…first step will be re-shooting this in a shirt that doesn’t look like a lesbian gym teacher on SKI day.

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