Ireland Baldwin decided to post a couple of lingerie selfies because she’s some empowered young exhibitionist who likes to get as many views as possible on the content she produces, just not views from me, because I’ve been blocked for at least 4 years…

In this lingerie series, because all girls of the world, at least those on social media are conditioned to put their nudity out there like some retarded person at the public pool on swim day, because exhibitionism is clearly some animal instinct we’ve all got and clearly that a lot of women use to their advantage.

I do find it weird that someone as connected as Ireland, at least based on her parents, is forced to do social media erotica, but the reality is it gives her something to do and she obviously likes the feedback.

She’s about 200 pounds, so keep that in mind when looking at her arm that looks like she fell asleep on wet newspaper….she’s a big one…and if you look at the pic close enough, you may be able to see her cunt….I tried and saw no ladia labia….but there’s a crotch exposed and that may be enough for you Ireland Baldwin fans….that may or may not exist…who knows…

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I can’t access Ireland Baldwin’s social media because she blocked me years ago, I know what a jerk, but I guess she wasn’t into me ripping into her like the cyberbully I am, because she didn’t ask for it, she was just living her rich kid life, minding her own business while trying to get famous on social media through beach and bikini pics that slowly got darker and darker as she fell the fuck off…..went to rehab…got prison tattoos and I guess filled out her 6 foot tall frame that I still argue could be the model she always wanted to be, since she’s got the height, if she just lost 100 pounds, but instead she lost out to her cousin who is substantially hotter, married to Bieber and friends with the shittiest fucking humans out there….the Jenners and Hadids, not that these people can have valid friendships or relationships, but they can pretend as they use each other for various opportunities as all these phoney fucks do.

Anyway, when she crops herself at her belly button and runs a filter on her face injected face, you don’t realize how barrel bodied this dude is….and you can focus on the big tits…the way her dad Alec wants you to….becaue it’s from the belly button down that you realize she’s got no shape and is just a fucking school bus of a girl coming through….or at least posting titty selfies for attention…as all women do, not just the rich ones with celebrity parents that regret having her so hard they started a new family and keep pumping out new kids to average things out a little better…

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Ireland Baldwin, who is probably best known for being a punchline people Roast Alec Baldwin with, you know since he called her a pig, and since his roast was 90 percent about how shitty of a dad he was to Ireland, which I assume he put in the ROAST contract since she was in attendance at the roast, you know to show her disapproval on national TV as it was the only way for her to get on TV, because I am sure she’s over being called a pig, since she’s turned into a fucking cow.

What I am trying to say is that no matter what she does, no matter how naked she gets on the beach, no matter how big she ends up being, at least physically..she’ll always just be an Alec Baldwin punchline….because despite being semi proportionate….she’s a fucking monster…but with every monster comes monster tits….and I appreciate that!

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I am not a prude, this site is built off smut and I’ve been labeled a pervert pornographer for the longest time. I have missed out on potentially millions of dollars for my love of how smutty motherfuckers can be, and it really isn’t a love, it’s more a “did you see those tits” but that’s as close to “love” as I’ll ever know….

So it is very WEIRD for me to see the blatant and obvious exploitation and sexualization of people to get attention…there was a time when subtlety was a thing, a little lift of the skirt to show me the ankles and that was enough for me to bust….but that went south fast because we’re all instant gratification motherfuckers and love that dopamine release when content gets likes and views…at least women do…because its some dna coded gotta get pregnant to keep the species alive….I call them whores because it is shameless and shows no restraint or level of class and sophistication….I find it all low hanging fruit, easy to achieve “I’ll just show my tits”….like try harder, put your butthole to work too…

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It is always interesting when you see a 300 pounder in activewear…I’ve always looked at fat women who dominated the ATHLEISURE clothing market of fitness gear before the non fat girls got on board…because the non fat girls considered the clothing to be for the gym…how to look good at the gym…while the fat women were just forced into the athletic gear as outerwear for a lack of other options….XXL Yoga Pants stretch the fuck out aggressively and have allowed fat girls everywhere to wear pants rather than the bed sheets they’d otherwise be forced to wear….

Now Ireland Baldwin may not be a traditional 300 pounder, because she doesn’t have that obese body because she’s 7 feet tall…but she is definitely a XXL like those fat women, it’s just more proportionate and can be passed off as hot hip to waist ratio and big ol titties….even though she’s a size 60 jean….

This is her pretending to do fitness, when we all know her workout of choice is prescription anti-depressants…

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Ireland Baldwin the failed instagram model, thanks to losing her fucking mind early in the game, giving her hotter, tighter bodied cousin a go at it, since the hotter, tighter bodied cousin had already lost her virginity at 16 to Beiber….groupie shit…..and was in the social circle with the Hadids and Jenners, because being the third tier on that overpaid instagram cake, is better than being Ireland Baldwin….

I have been making fun of Ireland and her sheer size, she’s some Godzilla looking bitch on the beach, rocking prison tats like some biker dyke you’d find at an all inclusive resort looking for sperm from the locals because she’s ready to make a baby with her lesbian wife and they figure black babies are the right babies for our current climate…

I do like that she’s in her picnic blanket / tablecloth check like she was Ana De Armas, with the matching headband, it shows that the slob put some effort into her outfit, knowing the paid paparazzi were there for her….but I really like her knee cellulite…cuz you know you’re a fit fucking woman when even your knees have cellulite….#ModelBody…..if you’re a fucking monster sized model….

I don’t hate Ireland Baldwin as much as I hate her shitty tattoos, I even feel bad she’s a punchline to every Alec Baldwin joke, but she doesn’t seem to give a fuck, probably the meds she’s on….because she’s out here still trying, badly, sure, but trying nonetheless which is more than I’d be doing if I had a trust fund…I’d be couching it right….maybe living in Bali or some other country Russian whores dominate….this whole 8 year attempt to get famous and to be interesting almost in the same place she started is just sad….which is why I always try to promote her when I see her trying…I feel bad…she deserves more hype considering the hype some of these celeb kids get….

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Ireland Baldwin has finally found her calling, show off them big Baldwin titties, you’re a celebrity kid, or in her case the kid of Two celebs that came together, assuming Alec Badlwin isn’t a selfish lover, and created this 6 foot, 190 pounds pile of shit that hasn’t been able to break out on the internet despite her working on it for what must be 6 years now.

I am blocked from all her social media, so I just see the crab that surfaces to the top, and I always appreciate seeing her get more and more exhibitionist with the tits, since tits get hits…and since I love tits…and since I love girls who were raised in the weirdest of bubbles, I mean being raised in that celeb life must be fucking strange, only to hit social media to realize she’s not as important as her cousin, who she probably always felt more important than, because her parents were the more famous ones….

All this to say, I like where she’s taking her damaged good, prison tattooed, broken rich girl who has been in and out of rehab trying to deal with her identity crisis, being a constant punchline to a joke, despite having tits, and most importantly being second string to Hailey Bieber Baldwin…

This is the good work, the best work, the work she should be doing at all times! Looking good Ireland Baldwin…almost good enough for Harvey’s leprechaun dick…you know cuz of the gangrene…if only he wasn’t in prison.

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Ireland Baldwin is looking better than ever, which is a good thing, because for a while she was looking like fat trash, but I guess the prison tattoos are permanent, so she still looks fucking trashy, not to mention she’s 6 feet tall, so she probably weighs in at 200 pounds of pure woman, luckily for her she’s proportionate, with a fat ass and fat tits, on what looks to be a think, maybe fit body, until you get into the wrestling ring with her and she damages you with all that inner fucking anger from her dad calling her a pig as a kid, forever branding her a pig to everyone who looks at her, making a joke out of it that you know digs into her each time…but it’s the goto joke….she may blow it off but is forever reminded of that voicemail message….

She’s tried the instagram thing from every angle and has failed…I wouldn’t really know since she blocked me years ago…but I assume she failed because she’s resorted to posting a one piece suit, probably an XL, jacked up her massive vagina…like full on cameltoe pussy eating her swimsuit erotica…for no real reason other than her wanting to put her vagina out there like all the other girls.

I am not trying to be hard on Baldwin, like I said, she’s looking her hottest and I belive in her…if anything I want to help her reach the top of whatever she’s trying to reach because she hasn’t had it as easy as her God Loving cunt cousin who is married to Bieber….so she’s got a little more edge and a lot less ties with the My Pillow Dot Com guy….

Anyway, keep up the good work girl…

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Ireland Baldwin has done a terrible job at being a celebrity rich kid with famous parents because she hasn’t fully gone viral.

She’s been doing the bikini influencer thing for years at this point and in the beginning she was doing it pretty well and pretty consistently, yet no one ever hired her as an influencer…..leaving her in rehab, trying to find herself and figure out what it all means.

She’s been a butt of every Alec Baldwin joke, I watched his Roast, I know….and it’s just all so tragic because she’s got big tits and big tits, at least in America open doors.

I could sit here and name of people who are as famous as her dad Alec all because of their tits, from Kate Upton to Em Rata, to Anna Nicole Smith…these bitches have following, celebrity and their only quality is big tits…

So Ireland, who is something like 6 foot 4, has had these massive tits forever, and she’s barely even used them to get ahead.

It’s like she’s already rich, set for life, just here to waste time and occupy her time, rocking big tits yet she’s still an irrelevant child of celebrities who will always be just that…

She has SO much potential, despite being big, because she’s proportionate…and I really feel for her, knowing that her cunt cousin Haley moved in and dominated the name before marrying Bieber…

So finally, after what must be 5 years of instagram, she’s out there with her tits out, in a wife beater, braless the way wife beaters were designed so we can all see her full tit while she remains clothed ass she moves in the right direction, despite all the battle scars of trying….from shitty tattoos to shittier tattoos and potentially other things like AIDS…you know needle sharing…but that’s just rumors.

Keep up the good work, I believe in you! Now if only she didn’t have a gunt in those mom jeans…it is throwing this whole look off..

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