Ireland Baldwin Nip Slip of the Day

2020

Jul

I knew Ireland Baldwin was big, I mean most of my obvious jokes about her besides her dad calling her a pig she clearly grew into are about her sheer size!

Not to mention she’s been to rehab, has an addictive personality, instagram allows you to photoshop your shit to look toned and hot, while real life doesn’t seem to make fun of fat girls, instead they are celebrated…some body positivity, don’t fat shame, we are all god’s people even if we die prematurely without all of our legs thanks to diabetes….

I just didn’t realize she was this big, maybe pregnant? I mean that barrel belly is what you’d expect to see on some 45 year old man in skinny jeans, you know the look and you may know the meme….

She’s over 6 feet tall, probably 200 pounds and despite the huge tits, she’s looking a lot like an out of shape middle aged dad who doesn’t seem to care that he’s gained 50 pounds since he got married, he’s too busy getting drunk in the pool at the all inclusive resort before a weird suntanned game of volleyball he thinks he has the athletic prowess to properly execute and deliver on, despite having not done fitness in what looks like 10 years.

Big girl…and it’s terrifying…that shitty prison tattoos to make her look like a shitty art school kid’s sketchbook based on their TRAUMA for some art project doesn’t help and either does the redness that could be from the sun, the heat, a heart attack…who knows, it just doesn’t look right. Dad Bod.

Despite her obesity, I still think the early to Instagram baldwin still has a chance to be the Baldwin we all talk about, while the other one is too busy being verbally abused by her bratty husband Bieber…

I am still an Ireland Baldwin believer, but she’s not helping out too much when looking like this, get it together girl….

Big tits though.