Ireland Baldwin has finally found her calling, show off them big Baldwin titties, you’re a celebrity kid, or in her case the kid of Two celebs that came together, assuming Alec Badlwin isn’t a selfish lover, and created this 6 foot, 190 pounds pile of shit that hasn’t been able to break out on the internet despite her working on it for what must be 6 years now.

I am blocked from all her social media, so I just see the crab that surfaces to the top, and I always appreciate seeing her get more and more exhibitionist with the tits, since tits get hits…and since I love tits…and since I love girls who were raised in the weirdest of bubbles, I mean being raised in that celeb life must be fucking strange, only to hit social media to realize she’s not as important as her cousin, who she probably always felt more important than, because her parents were the more famous ones….

All this to say, I like where she’s taking her damaged good, prison tattooed, broken rich girl who has been in and out of rehab trying to deal with her identity crisis, being a constant punchline to a joke, despite having tits, and most importantly being second string to Hailey Bieber Baldwin…

This is the good work, the best work, the work she should be doing at all times! Looking good Ireland Baldwin…almost good enough for Harvey’s leprechaun dick…you know cuz of the gangrene…if only he wasn’t in prison.

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