Big girl Ireland Baldwin’s out here in a bikini, still trying to position herself in this Social Media world.

Which is a weird concept to me, why seek validation and acceptance from strangers? When you’re already rich and have nothing to work for, is it a new form of currency?

Like her generation is so useless that they put that much value on social media clout and audience instead of doing something that actually matters? Their goal is to be the hot half naked bitch on instagram amongst hundreds of thousands of girls doing the same thing? Or is it just a rush to post bikini pics and get likes, like just a hobby or a sideline reinforcement. Since they are rich, it’s like “why not, what else is there to do”…while there is so much more fulfilling shit to do…

I get that it is just a bikini pic, but she probably spent 5 hours getting it done, with 100s of shots that she photoshops….and I’m not complaining, I’ll look at the big girl, or any girl in a bikini shoot.

I am just saying all these women who want respect could be doing so much fucking more with their time than this. It’s almost pathetic of them….but I’m conflicted, as much as I hate it, life would be more dull without it.

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Here’s some Ireland Baldwin struggling as a rich kid in quarantine….you know with the pool in her expensive home because her parents are celebrities, which may not translate into being good parents, or giving their kid what they need on an emotional level, since celebrity in and of itself is weird as shit and these people are all the fucking worst kind of narcissist you’d hate be be around, but AT least it gets them the money to fill their empty existences with all the material goods they need, like designer furniture, clothing, pools life…..

The one thing they can’t buy, is a hot daughter, at 7 foot 3, Ireland Baldwin is not overly offensive in her look thanks to being proportionate, but she’s definitely nothing they can possibly be proud of…she’s nothing but a reminder of a failed marriage I guess…

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Ireland Baldwin is some loser rich kid with celebrity parents who wasn’t able to use her celebrity parents to position herself in a way that other celebrity kids do…you know turn it into profit, make it work for her, maybe get modelling jobs, acting jobs, basically whatever the fuck other celebrity kids are getting overpaid to do.

Instead she’s irrelevant, low level and doing instagram influencer shit you’d expect from a college girl who works at starbucks who dreams of being an influencer, instead of a cam girl or onlyfans girl.

It’s actually impressive how bad she is at the internet, social media, using her money and connections. It’s like she has to TRY to intentionally drop the fucking ball and fail. I guess I can relate because I had every opportunity to be a dot com billionaire yet I spend my days posting shit like this about people who don’t even matter in their own homes, with their own families.

But at least she’s not alone, assuming her visit from her little friend is her feminist approach to getting her period, you know the celebration of not being knocked up, even though last I checked she was dating a lebsian rapper who rapped about being raped. Awesome times for Ireland.

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Ireland Baldwin is some unstable and large celebrity rich kid. I typically like celebrity rich kids because I find them an interesting species. They are raised by narcissistic asshole celebrities, so they only know that celebrity lifestyle, but they are just along for the ride because they were born into it. So they have this distorted perception of how the world work, what money is, what privacy is. All while having none of the appeal, it-factor, talent, or looks to justify being celebrities of their own. Then there’s the whole people only bother with them because of their parents, so they can’t trust anyone, then in Ireland’s case her dad basically fucked off and started a new family without her, because she’s the worst…even her dad doesn’t like her…leaving her felling unwanted, neglected, worthless….but with a trust fund she doesn’t understand because she’s never had to worry about money.

It’s just such a weird dynamic and I am all for watching them in their aquarium of irrelevants being relevant but not having what it takes to support that relevance..since it is her parent’s relevance.

Now Ireland Baldwin, who is 6 feet tall and likely 200 lbs…has big tits…and this is some of her social media content for you to jerk off to, because in these dark times we must reduce these women to the fuck holes they are.

Here is her stomach before and after a lymphatic drainage massage

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Who out there is in the mood for some wrecked celebrity rich kid, born to Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger, seemingly set for life from the start, but clearly fell off course. Sure, she’s still financially set for life, I can’t imagine Alec giving all his money to his new family, and leaving her out of the will or trust fund, plus her mom’s an earner too, but despite popular belief, not all things are financial. Who gives a fuck about an account balance when you’re some mentally unstable, failed influencer / instagram model, who gets her 7 foot tall, 250 lbs, but luckily proportionate frame out half naked only for absolutely NO ONE to care.

Maybe she should look into some more Behind the Scenes work. Maybe use those film and TV connections to put herself to use. The bikini and bathing suit selfies are fine, but they aren’t going anywhere, and her next step is obviously following the other rich kid leads of getting some of those prison tats on her face, because rich people are unable to just live normal as rich people, they gotta try to go weird to feel like they have substance, value, are artists which is all so dumb. Just fucking be rich. Go on vacation every week. Stop wasting your damn time looking for validation to fill whatever void…and this one’s got a big void…Like granny always said, the bigger the girl the bigger the void.

Here she is drinking up like the good rehab graduate she is!

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Ireland Badlwin and her uneven big titties to go with her big body, bitch is like 7 foot tall, and is in lingerie….some corset shit to give her some shape because she’s obviously built like a tub of shit….some thigh highs and a lacy crotch shot…to compliment her series of prison tattoos she got to be edgy…like she wasn’t some spoiled entitled celebrity rich kid….

The best comments I’ve read on this site about her is “No wonder her dad hates her”….and I’ve been advocating that position since it happened, since he called her a pig, before he started his new happy family, leaving this broken trash to fend for herself, only to do this as a mechanism to fend for herself….and keep in mind…she’s been doing slutty content for years and NO ONE cares…which is tragic…when you’re a celebrity kid, with all that access, who has been on TV even if it was your dad’s roast, to produce low level smut other girls are going viral for, all while not going viral cuz we only care about HAILEY BALDWIN….pretty depressing. No wonder she’s tried to kill herself.

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Ireland Baldwin is apparently 6 foot 6 and as it turns out…being 6 foot 6 doesn’t really compliment the one piece bathing suit. If anything it just looks weird, but that could just be the prison tattoos that look like shit and that ruined any potential she may have had to be that hot amazon woman she played on social media when she first got social media…you know before the trauma surfaced and the tattoos got scribbled on her like the bathroom stall she is….

I remember when that whole “Inked” thing made a comeback on social media a few years ago, all the slutty instagram girls were covered in shitty tattoos and guys found it hot….not me…I always felt it was a way to ruin yourself and I guess my opinion doesn’t matter, but more importantly, tattoos or not, I’m confident Ireland would have found other ways to ruin herself…you know entitled rich spoiled brat with daddy issues with plenty of resources to destroy herself far beyond any tattoos…you know DEEP rooted…

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