Who out there is in the mood for some wrecked celebrity rich kid, born to Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger, seemingly set for life from the start, but clearly fell off course. Sure, she’s still financially set for life, I can’t imagine Alec giving all his money to his new family, and leaving her out of the will or trust fund, plus her mom’s an earner too, but despite popular belief, not all things are financial. Who gives a fuck about an account balance when you’re some mentally unstable, failed influencer / instagram model, who gets her 7 foot tall, 250 lbs, but luckily proportionate frame out half naked only for absolutely NO ONE to care.

Maybe she should look into some more Behind the Scenes work. Maybe use those film and TV connections to put herself to use. The bikini and bathing suit selfies are fine, but they aren’t going anywhere, and her next step is obviously following the other rich kid leads of getting some of those prison tats on her face, because rich people are unable to just live normal as rich people, they gotta try to go weird to feel like they have substance, value, are artists which is all so dumb. Just fucking be rich. Go on vacation every week. Stop wasting your damn time looking for validation to fill whatever void…and this one’s got a big void…Like granny always said, the bigger the girl the bigger the void.

Here she is drinking up like the good rehab graduate she is!

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