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2020

02

Mar

Bella Hadid Probably Has Corona Virus of the Day

Bella Hadid Corona Virus Garlic

If only….

Bella Hadid is still pretending to be a model, thanks to having been raised by a stage parent mother who claims to have been a model, and who was clearly not willing to accept that her kid was an ugly duckling, so she did all she could to polarize the look into being seen as unique and beautiful, thanks to some plastic surgery procedures and some phone calls to important industry people she had met along the way.

She’s still pulling off the scam, people are still treating the ice cold faced, BORING as fuck, face injected monster like she’s legit. They give her work, let her walk the runway, hire her for campaigns, I find that weird, but that’s the power of money and access.

ANYWAY, she was just in ITALY, which was the second most dangerous Corona Virus country, and here she is walking the runway with her tits out, looking like she’s sweating through a fever, and if we’re lucky, she’ll be the first known person to get it, and as the “it-girl” the first to spread it through an industry that clearly needs a reset…because it’s lame as fuck and that needs a reset.

What I have always assumed about Hollywood and the Fashion industry is that at a point in time, it was innovative, and an exclusive group of creators. As each industry got bigger and bigger, it became more appealing to losers, and those losers created personas and did everything they could be a part of those industries, without having any talent to merit being in those industries, which is why they are all as lame as they are now. It’s just a bunch of posers try hards pulling off a scam like they were Bella Hadid…and that’s too bad…because the real talent that could do interesting things and EVOLVE these tired commercialized industries aren’t getting seen…but instead Hadid’s nipples are. Awesome.

Bella Hadid Corona Virus Garlic


That garlic cant help you now Bella
Bella Hadid Corona Virus Garlic

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