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2020

24

Mar

Ireland Baldwin’s Not Alone During Social Distancing of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is some loser rich kid with celebrity parents who wasn’t able to use her celebrity parents to position herself in a way that other celebrity kids do…you know turn it into profit, make it work for her, maybe get modelling jobs, acting jobs, basically whatever the fuck other celebrity kids are getting overpaid to do.

Instead she’s irrelevant, low level and doing instagram influencer shit you’d expect from a college girl who works at starbucks who dreams of being an influencer, instead of a cam girl or onlyfans girl.

It’s actually impressive how bad she is at the internet, social media, using her money and connections. It’s like she has to TRY to intentionally drop the fucking ball and fail. I guess I can relate because I had every opportunity to be a dot com billionaire yet I spend my days posting shit like this about people who don’t even matter in their own homes, with their own families.

But at least she’s not alone, assuming her visit from her little friend is her feminist approach to getting her period, you know the celebration of not being knocked up, even though last I checked she was dating a lebsian rapper who rapped about being raped. Awesome times for Ireland.

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