Ireland Baldwin has done a terrible job at being a celebrity rich kid with famous parents because she hasn’t fully gone viral.
She’s been doing the bikini influencer thing for years at this point and in the beginning she was doing it pretty well and pretty consistently, yet no one ever hired her as an influencer…..leaving her in rehab, trying to find herself and figure out what it all means.
She’s been a butt of every Alec Baldwin joke, I watched his Roast, I know….and it’s just all so tragic because she’s got big tits and big tits, at least in America open doors.
I could sit here and name of people who are as famous as her dad Alec all because of their tits, from Kate Upton to Em Rata, to Anna Nicole Smith…these bitches have following, celebrity and their only quality is big tits…
So Ireland, who is something like 6 foot 4, has had these massive tits forever, and she’s barely even used them to get ahead.
It’s like she’s already rich, set for life, just here to waste time and occupy her time, rocking big tits yet she’s still an irrelevant child of celebrities who will always be just that…
She has SO much potential, despite being big, because she’s proportionate…and I really feel for her, knowing that her cunt cousin Haley moved in and dominated the name before marrying Bieber…
So finally, after what must be 5 years of instagram, she’s out there with her tits out, in a wife beater, braless the way wife beaters were designed so we can all see her full tit while she remains clothed ass she moves in the right direction, despite all the battle scars of trying….from shitty tattoos to shittier tattoos and potentially other things like AIDS…you know needle sharing…but that’s just rumors.
Keep up the good work, I believe in you! Now if only she didn’t have a gunt in those mom jeans…it is throwing this whole look off..
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