Ireland Baldwin has tits and she wants you to see her tits…because she’s in a see through t-shirt that you can see basically her full tit…and as someone who likes tits…since everyone likes tits…I think this is important content and contribution to the world from Ireland Baldwin, as girls everywhere become “sex workers” because it’s trending and cool and a way to get money for very little work because clearly people like being jerked off to….and if they can make money from it…it becomes this never ending game of “how far can by nudes take me”…

I know that Ireland doesn’t need to be showing her tits on the internet, she’s a rich kid with famous parents, which makes the showing her tits on the internet all the more better.

She does it because she wants to, not because she has to, which I guess applies to all girls, but once they turn it into a job they sort of have to keep it going, I mean they have designer purses to buy, while this one can get all the designer purses she needs without the nudes. The nudes are just bonus…

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Ireland Baldwin continues to be “edgy” like the broken rich girl she is….and I guess you can blame her and not her father because at a certain age you have to take some responsibility for your actions and stop blaming it on your mommy and daddy who have set you up for life thanks to their rich as fuck celebrity shit….even if daddy went on to have 47 kids with his slutty Yoga instructor who has a fake accent to seem more interesting….people are fucking crazy…

Not that anyone her age takes responsibility for anything, they save all their traumas that are barely traumas up to compare with each other as they down their prescription pills…keep them medicated, half retarded and horny…

But yeah, Ireland, in her ill fitting weed pyjama pants doing a twerk while holding onto something I am sure she could easily pull the fuck out of the wall because she’s got HULK status size….and the whole thing…with the prison tattoos…and the memories of her early instagram work where she couldn’t handle life, and went in and out of rehab, don’t make it any more interesting…but she do got tits….big girl tits…cuz she’s a monster.

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Ireland Baldwin is the cumshot that I am sure Alec Baldwin wishes ended up in Kim Bassinger’s stomach, not dripping down her leg after a drunken encounter in their matrimonial home…I mean there is a possibility that she was actually wanted or planned, people make terrible decisions all the time, and baby making is often times about keeping the wife happy and saving the marriage knowing a divorce would be pricey, a give her a kid….but only one kid..since they only had one kid…

I draw this conclusion about Alec’s totally disinterest in Ireland because of the infamous voice mail or recording where he called her a pig, her first VIRAL VIDEO moment and potentially her last because no one cares enough about her to bother letting anything she does, even the nude shit go actually viral….you know she only exists on social media because of her famous family, and not because they had a kid together kind of existing, I mean the followers…if her name was Ireland “anything but Baldwin”….she’d likely have no followers, maybe she’d be working as an UBER driver or something…but instead she can showcase her monster tits cuz she’s monster sized and bring joy to the people…

I don’t actually care to slander poor Ireland, this is actually a celebration of a girl who has a shitty dad that went onto have 10 kids with some Yoga instructor to dilute this one’s inheritance…she’s a victim….a big titty victim who has not being able to really dominate social media, despite the racier content…but who MAY one day do something besides showing off her tits and twerking like an awkward large white girl….but even if she doesn’t she’s set for life…so keep them titties coming so we can.

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As a non American, the whole “VOTE” thing has always been irritating to me. I don’t believe a democracy is ever a democracy, if anything it’s a democrazy where the government never gives a fuck about actually helping the people, but rather just into helping themselves…

So I’m a believe in the non-vote protest…not to mention your vote NEVER matters, despite the marketing hustle they push around the vote..

If the government gave a fuck about us, they wouldn’t tax us to keep their bullshit infrastructure afloat, they take up to 50 percent from people and that’s fucking mental, if you make 1,000,000 a year, and you have to give them 500k…that’s ROBBERY…and I will NEVER be able to understand how that was ever allowed…in a “let’s help the country”….by taxing EVERYTHING….

Anyway, as.a non American, the volatility of your country right now is ridiculous, at least on social media, as if either assholes are good options, they never are…and they will likely never get anything done to help you…so fuck em all..

But I guess these people, like low level nothing Ireland Baldwin, and I am sure a bunch of other people, are showing their empowered, broken titties with VOTE stickers on them, in some weird VOTE fetish porn, for people really into elections…with erections…

If Ireland Baldwin influences you into thinking anything besides “So that’s what tits look like when Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger baby making fluids come together”….you’re a fucking loser…

And if you’re compelled to show your network that you voted, like a proud moment in your life, like it matters, like it’s a big deal…you’re just some clickbait follower fuck trying to fit into the societal mold they’ve made for you….you follower fuck.

This kind of content is fine, cuz it allows us to spot the idiots using voting as an opportunity to show tit….while showing tit and we like tit…so dumb though.

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Ireland Baldwin is oiling up her tits like she was an old rusted out bike chain, or maybe like an old rusted out car, because she may not be officially old, her spirit is pretty fucking beat the fuck down….like when you see a brand new Rolls Royce torched in an organized crime war…it’s still a rolls royce, but basically only good for the parts….you see because she started out with a father who called her a pig publicly, but managed to not be cancelled, despite being a piece of shit, maybe because he mocks TRUMP and the decision makers like that, you know save the cancelling for people who support Trump, even if Trump’s a better comedian than they are….but yeah…Dad Baldwin’s a fiery tempered, egotistical, piece of shit….but he was alright in Beetlejuice.

In being a piece of shit, he’s been a bad father to Ireland, proven in her need to get naked on the internet to get noticed, while her cousin is marrying pop stars like the groupie she is to get famous on the internet, after befriending the devil Jenners and Hadids, despite pretending to be a Jesus freak, while this one was getting prison tattoos, in and out of rehab, some identity crisis shit….but despite all that…she’s still getting naked or half naked on the internet, not sure if she’s selling tit pics like other girls her generation, despite having access to all the money in the world, I mean her mom was Kim Bassinger and I guess still is, but not the version of Kim Bassinger that was the hottest celebrity babe of her era, where as now she’s just some old as shit mom of a crackwhore looking LA rich kid trying to have soul, substance, some edginess to offset her coddled life….

This is what the generation does, and who are we to not stare at the 6 foot tall 250 pounder who is luckily proportionate’s big tits while she oils them up, because they are still tits and we like those…

If anything, it’d be unfortunate if Ireland didn’t carry herself like this, trying to be the hot chick dudes jack off to, because I like exhibitionists and their tits, even Ireland Baldwin’s despite looking more Baldwin than Bassinger.

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I do find celebrity kids to be an interesting phenomenon or species of human, especially in this era of social media, where all the celebrity kids have their own channels because they are just “normal” people doing “normal things” even if they are in their bubble of luxury and celebrity that they were born into because their parents are celebrities…social media is just what people do.

So as a concept, it’s interesting, because prior to social media a celebrity kid could go unnoticed and even live a normal life if they chose to, because no one they come across would ever know they were the celebrity kid, or even assume they are….since celebrity kids are rare….

I mean if they chose to go to college, they could have had that really normal experience, since even if during role call, they’d say “Ireland Baldwin” no one would assume that she was Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger’s kid….but now that there is social media and so much importance on social media, these celebrity kids, who could have been anonymous have millions of followers, and not everyone knows how to deal with their millions of followers, so they get weirder and weirder.

This one, for example, in all her 7 foot tall, 250 pound glory, that is luckily for her a proportionate 250 pounds and not just 250 pounds in her gunt….has gone from low level beachy influencer, to weird dark lesbian with prison tattoos, to her most recent, “racy”, in a gutter sex worker way…all while being Ireland baldwin, Alec’s forgotten child because he went on to start a new family with 10 new kids to replace her…or at least to hedge his bets that his sperm could produce something of value, not some lost soul trying to get clicks.

I don’t mind Ireland Baldwin or her panty flashing..but I’m more interested in a pantlyless upskirt so I can be ball shamed by her big balls. I mean what girl wears panties under their skirts.

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I find Ireland Baldwin pretty fucking boring, but I am sure in the next 6 months to a year she’ll have some online fan account where she sells pics of her tits, as that’s how all the young people are making money these days, not that Ireland Baldwin needs the money, she has 2 very famous fucking parents, has had everything she’s ever wanted her whole life, except maybe the respect and appreciation of her father, who ran off to have a dozen kids with some Yoga instructor with a fake accent, who obviously manipulated the drunk, but it worked out nicely for him to realize his sperm is not a failure and can produce more than just Ireland…I am sure his wife’s recent public miscarriages were more of a connection to him, an object of pride than Ireland Baldwin is….but I guess that’s up for debate….since I don’t know any of these people.

I just know Ireland Baldwin was a clean cut bikini model of instagram, doing the surf, travel, healthy life thing with her boyfriend….who turned into some gutter, prison tattooed, in and out of rehab, headcase nutjob rich kid who is still trying to get seen and celebrated in the most gutter of ways….like titty shake videos…because the world is perverted and low hanging fruit is easy to use to manipulate and exploit the perverts…getting her closer to her objective of who the fuck knows what her objective is…maybe she doesn’t need one because she’s a rich kid who has everything she needs…except her father’s approval or the respect of the public…but who needs any of that when you’re willing to pull the tits out…that’s something I respect….but barely…maybe respect is the wrong word….something I appreciate….but definitely don’t respect…

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Last week or something along the lines of last week…this all pretty much blurs into each other…and I don’t actually give a fuck so the fact I even know this makes me want to medicate….or end it all…but last week, Ireland looked 300 pounds on the beach, she’s a big girl, over 6 feet tall…a monster if you will…one her dad calls a pig and had to start a new family to dilute her inheritance because he knew he failed with her….but yeah, paparazzi captured her in all her fat glory, like she was Aubrey O’Day, who they also captured in all her fat glory, because you can’t photoshop yourself in paparazzi pics…but you can for IG….and like Aubrey O’Day she came crying to the internet, blaming her period as if she’s not a trans with a prostate…I mean based on her size alone….anyway….this is probably part of her ongoing campaign that she’s not as fat as she was in those actual pics of her….but her titties are..and that’s what matters..

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I wonder if Alec Baldwin called Ireland Baldwin a little pig because is he a fortune teller, a clairvoyant, does he read tea leaves with his hippie gold digger celebrity yoga instructor who keeps getting knocked up because she must like to fuck alot and he likes to do anything he can to dilute this one’s inheritance….

I know, talking about that Alec voicemail when she was a kid is played out, I saw his roast, they all went to that by default and they are all paid a lot more than I am…even though that’s really the only angle you can take with Ireland…and the only angle I’ve been taking on her for years before the roast because I guess there’s not much to being a high paid comic…..I mean the only other thing you can talk about is her sheer fucking SIZE….that in pics isn’t always bad, she’s proportionate, but if you were to sit next to her on a plane would likely suck….unless you’re into being smothered thanks to your mom not hugging you enough growing up….because she died prematurely…

Or was Alec Baldwin calling her a little pig a self fulfilling prophecy, something girl is trying to live up to, by doing her best Mis Piggy in her pink bathing suit….I guess it doesn’t matter….check out them TITTIES though. HUGE>

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Ireland Baldwin is so shit that her dad sacrificed his career by calling her a little pig on a voicemail that was released to the internet to do some damage in his divorce hearing I assume, but that would have got him cancelled in this era….instead he’s America’s fucking Sweetheart….instead of the unhireable piece of shit he likely is…I mean imagine the fake apologies from him, his agents, the people who hired him at 30 Rock, Tina Fey, everyone…if that happened today…dude would have been written off the show and forgotten…but he slipped in his misogyny under the radar…a true hero…

Not to mention, after Ireland he knew he could redeem himself and start over with a less shitty group of kids, hence his 12 kids with Yoga Instructor slut…who keeps bragging about all her miscarriages from her HPV womb…

Point being, Ireland Baldwin is huge, a proportionate giant, weighing in at 200 pounds, 40 of which are tit….she’s like the opposite of those dwarves who look like small humans, not midgets who are built different….so her freakish disorder is easier for the average man to jack off to…

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