Ireland Baldwin is the cumshot that I am sure Alec Baldwin wishes ended up in Kim Bassinger’s stomach, not dripping down her leg after a drunken encounter in their matrimonial home…I mean there is a possibility that she was actually wanted or planned, people make terrible decisions all the time, and baby making is often times about keeping the wife happy and saving the marriage knowing a divorce would be pricey, a give her a kid….but only one kid..since they only had one kid…
I draw this conclusion about Alec’s totally disinterest in Ireland because of the infamous voice mail or recording where he called her a pig, her first VIRAL VIDEO moment and potentially her last because no one cares enough about her to bother letting anything she does, even the nude shit go actually viral….you know she only exists on social media because of her famous family, and not because they had a kid together kind of existing, I mean the followers…if her name was Ireland “anything but Baldwin”….she’d likely have no followers, maybe she’d be working as an UBER driver or something…but instead she can showcase her monster tits cuz she’s monster sized and bring joy to the people…
I don’t actually care to slander poor Ireland, this is actually a celebration of a girl who has a shitty dad that went onto have 10 kids with some Yoga instructor to dilute this one’s inheritance…she’s a victim….a big titty victim who has not being able to really dominate social media, despite the racier content…but who MAY one day do something besides showing off her tits and twerking like an awkward large white girl….but even if she doesn’t she’s set for life…so keep them titties coming so we can.
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